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| + | '''Act II'''<br> | ||
| + | <br> | ||
| + | '''SCENE ELEVEN'''<br> | ||
| + | '''SY BORG'''<br> | ||
| + | <br> | ||
| + | '''JOE:'''<br> | ||
| + | Sy Borg, gimme dat, gimme dat<br> | ||
| + | Sy Borg, gimme dat,<br> | ||
| + | Give me de chromium leg,<br> | ||
| + | I beg<br> | ||
| + | Sy Borg gimme dat, gimme dat<br> | ||
| + | Sy Borg, gimme dat,<br> | ||
| + | Give me de chromium leg,<br> | ||
| + | Little wires, pliers, tires,<br> | ||
| + | They turn me on!<br> | ||
| + | Maybe I'm crazy?<br> | ||
| + | Maybe I'm crazy?<br> | ||
| + | Maybe I m crazy,<br> | ||
| + | Mon?<br> | ||
| + | <br> | ||
| + | ''(Stroking several of SY's gleaming appendages, JOE continues.)''<br> | ||
| + | <br> | ||
| + | '''JOE:'''<br> | ||
| + | Gee, Sy, this is a real groovy apartment you've got here.<br> | ||
| + | |||
| + | '''SY BORG:'''<br> | ||
| + | All government sponsored recreational services are clean and efficient.<br> | ||
| + | |||
| + | '''JOE:'''<br> | ||
| + | This is exciting, I never plooked a tiny chrome-plated machine<br> | ||
| + | That looks like a magical pig with marital aids stuck all over it<br> | ||
| + | Such as yourself before<br> | ||
| + | |||
| + | '''SY BORG:'''<br> | ||
| + | You'll love it! Its a way of life.<br> | ||
| + | |||
| + | '''JOE:'''<br> | ||
| + | Does that mean maybe later you'll plook me?<br> | ||
| + | |||
| + | '''SY BORG:'''<br> | ||
| + | If you wish, we may have a groovy orgy.<br> | ||
| + | |||
| + | '''JOE:'''<br> | ||
| + | Just me and you?<br> | ||
| + | |||
| + | '''SY BORG:'''<br> | ||
| + | I share this apartment with a modified Gay Bob doll. He goes all the way. Ever try oral sex with a miniature rubberized homo-replica?<br> | ||
| + | |||
| + | '''JOE:'''<br> | ||
| + | No, ah, not yet, Ah, is this him?<br> | ||
| + | |||
| + | '''SY BORG:'''<br> | ||
| + | This is him. Your wish is his command. He likes you. He wants to kiss you always. Just tell him what you want.<br> | ||
| + | |||
| + | '''JOE:'''<br> | ||
| + | Really? Hi, little guy! Think I might get a tiny, but exciting<br> | ||
| + | Blow job, gimme dat, gimme dat<br> | ||
| + | Blow job, gimme dat,<br> | ||
| + | Give me de chromium cob.<br> | ||
| + | |||
| + | '''SY BORG:'''<br> | ||
| + | Bend over.<br> | ||
| + | |||
| + | '''JOE:'''<br> | ||
| + | Gay Bob!<br> | ||
| + | Blow job, gimme dat, gimme dat<br> | ||
| + | Blow job, gimme dat,<br> | ||
| + | Give me de chromium cob<br> | ||
| + | |||
| + | '''SY BORG:'''<br> | ||
| + | You'll love it! It looks just like a TeleFunken U-47.<ref>[https://wiki.killuglyradio.com/wiki/File:TelefunkenU-47.jpg A phallus like microphone]</ref><br> | ||
| + | |||
| + | '''JOE:'''<br> | ||
| + | Little leather cap and trousers,<br> | ||
| + | They look so gay!<br> | ||
| + | Warren just bought some<br> | ||
| + | Warren just bought some<br> | ||
| + | Warren just bought some, hey! | ||
| + | <br> | ||
| + | '''SY BORG:'''<br> | ||
| + | Bob is tired. Plook me now, you savage rascal Eh! That tickles. You are a fun person I like you. I want to kiss you always.<br> | ||
| + | |||
| + | '''JOE:'''<br> | ||
| + | Gee, this is great!<br> | ||
| + | How’s about some bondage and humiliation?<br> | ||
| + | |||
| + | '''SY BORG:'''<br> | ||
| + | Anything you say, master.<br> | ||
| + | |||
| + | '''JOE:'''<br> | ||
| + | Oh no, I don't believe it!<br> | ||
| + | You're way more fun than Mary...<br> | ||
| + | |||
| + | '''SY BORG:'''<br> | ||
| + | You're plooking too hard.<br> | ||
| + | |||
| + | '''JOE:'''<br> | ||
| + | ... and cleaner than Lucille!<br> | ||
| + | |||
| + | '''SY BORG:'''<br> | ||
| + | Plooking on me...<br> | ||
| + | |||
| + | '''JOE:'''<br> | ||
| + | What have I been missing all these years?<br> | ||
| + | |||
| + | '''SY:'''<br> | ||
| + | Too hard!<br> | ||
| + | |||
| + | '''JOE:'''<br> | ||
| + | Sy...<br> | ||
| + | |||
| + | '''SY BORG:'''<br> | ||
| + | Too hard!<br> | ||
| + | |||
| + | '''JOE:'''<br> | ||
| + | Sy...<br> | ||
| + | |||
| + | '''SY BORG:'''<br> | ||
| + | Plooking too hard on me-e-e-e-e...<br> | ||
| + | |||
| + | '''JOE:'''<br> | ||
| + | Speak to me! Oh no!<br> | ||
| + | The golden shower must have shorted out his master circuit!<br> | ||
| + | He's... he's... oh my God!<br> | ||
| + | I must have plooked him... hey... to death... hey!<br> | ||
| + | <br> | ||
| + | '''CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER:'''<br> | ||
| + | This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER. You have just destroyed one model [[XQJ-37 Pan-Sexual Roto-Plooker]], and you're gonna have to pay for it! So give up, you haven't got a chance!<br> | ||
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| + | '''JOE:'''<br> | ||
| + | But I... I, I, I, I... I can't pay, I gave all my money to some kinda groovy religious guy two songs ago!<br> | ||
| + | |||
| + | '''CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER:'''<br> | ||
| + | Come on out, son. Between the two of us, we'll find a way to work it out.<br> | ||
| + | <br> | ||
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==Players On This Song== | ==Players On This Song== | ||
==Records On Which This Song Has Appeared== | ==Records On Which This Song Has Appeared== | ||
===Singles=== | ===Singles=== | ||
| − | ===Zappa Albums & Side Projects=== | + | ===Zappa Albums & Side Projects=== |
| + | * [[Joe's Garage Acts II & III]] | ||
| + | * [[Chicago '78]] | ||
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===Tribute & Cover Albums=== | ===Tribute & Cover Albums=== | ||
| − | ==Notes About This Song== | + | ==Notes About This Song== |
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| + | <references/> | ||
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| + | * Quotes ''[[Pushin' Too Hard]]'' by [[The Seeds]]. | ||
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==CC Clues In This Song== | ==CC Clues In This Song== | ||
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| + | The line ''"Oh no, I don't believe it"'' is a throwback to the song ''[[Oh No]]''. | ||
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| + | The line '' "All the way..."'' was referenced earlier during [[Catholic Girls]]. It refers to [[wikipedia:Frank Sinatra|Frank Sinatra]]'s song ''"[[All The Way]]"''. | ||
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[[Category:Tracks]] | [[Category:Tracks]] | ||
[[Category:Them Or Us (The List)|Borg, Sy]] | [[Category:Them Or Us (The List)|Borg, Sy]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Tracks with sexual topics]] | ||
Latest revision as of 21:40, 27 November 2021
Lyrics
Act II
SCENE ELEVEN
SY BORG
JOE:
Sy Borg, gimme dat, gimme dat
Sy Borg, gimme dat,
Give me de chromium leg,
I beg
Sy Borg gimme dat, gimme dat
Sy Borg, gimme dat,
Give me de chromium leg,
Little wires, pliers, tires,
They turn me on!
Maybe I'm crazy?
Maybe I'm crazy?
Maybe I m crazy,
Mon?
(Stroking several of SY's gleaming appendages, JOE continues.)
JOE:
Gee, Sy, this is a real groovy apartment you've got here.
SY BORG:
All government sponsored recreational services are clean and efficient.
JOE:
This is exciting, I never plooked a tiny chrome-plated machine
That looks like a magical pig with marital aids stuck all over it
Such as yourself before
SY BORG:
You'll love it! Its a way of life.
JOE:
Does that mean maybe later you'll plook me?
SY BORG:
If you wish, we may have a groovy orgy.
JOE:
Just me and you?
SY BORG:
I share this apartment with a modified Gay Bob doll. He goes all the way. Ever try oral sex with a miniature rubberized homo-replica?
JOE:
No, ah, not yet, Ah, is this him?
SY BORG:
This is him. Your wish is his command. He likes you. He wants to kiss you always. Just tell him what you want.
JOE:
Really? Hi, little guy! Think I might get a tiny, but exciting
Blow job, gimme dat, gimme dat
Blow job, gimme dat,
Give me de chromium cob.
SY BORG:
Bend over.
JOE:
Gay Bob!
Blow job, gimme dat, gimme dat
Blow job, gimme dat,
Give me de chromium cob
SY BORG:
You'll love it! It looks just like a TeleFunken U-47.[1]
JOE:
Little leather cap and trousers,
They look so gay!
Warren just bought some
Warren just bought some
Warren just bought some, hey!
SY BORG:
Bob is tired. Plook me now, you savage rascal Eh! That tickles. You are a fun person I like you. I want to kiss you always.
JOE:
Gee, this is great!
How’s about some bondage and humiliation?
SY BORG:
Anything you say, master.
JOE:
Oh no, I don't believe it!
You're way more fun than Mary...
SY BORG:
You're plooking too hard.
JOE:
... and cleaner than Lucille!
SY BORG:
Plooking on me...
JOE:
What have I been missing all these years?
SY:
Too hard!
JOE:
Sy...
SY BORG:
Too hard!
JOE:
Sy...
SY BORG:
Plooking too hard on me-e-e-e-e...
JOE:
Speak to me! Oh no!
The golden shower must have shorted out his master circuit!
He's... he's... oh my God!
I must have plooked him... hey... to death... hey!
CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER:
This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER. You have just destroyed one model XQJ-37 Pan-Sexual Roto-Plooker, and you're gonna have to pay for it! So give up, you haven't got a chance!
JOE:
But I... I, I, I, I... I can't pay, I gave all my money to some kinda groovy religious guy two songs ago!
CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER:
Come on out, son. Between the two of us, we'll find a way to work it out.
Players On This Song
Records On Which This Song Has Appeared
Singles
Zappa Albums & Side Projects
Tribute & Cover Albums
Notes About This Song
- Quotes Pushin' Too Hard by The Seeds.
CC Clues In This Song
The line "Oh no, I don't believe it" is a throwback to the song Oh No.
The line "All the way..." was referenced earlier during Catholic Girls. It refers to Frank Sinatra's song "All The Way".
