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==Lyrics== | ==Lyrics== | ||
| + | L. RON HOOVER: | ||
| + | Welcome to the First Church of Appliantology!<br> | ||
| + | The WHITE ZONE is for loading and unloading only!<br> | ||
| + | <br> | ||
| + | Don't you be<br> | ||
| + | Tarot-fied<br> | ||
| + | It's just a token of my extreme<br> | ||
| + | Don't you be<br> | ||
| + | Tarot-fied<br> | ||
| + | It's just a token of my extreme<br> | ||
| + | Don't you never try to look behind my eyes<br> | ||
| + | You don t wanna know what they have seen<br> | ||
| + | Don't you never try to look behind my eyes<br> | ||
| + | You don't wanna know what they have seen<br> | ||
| + | <br> | ||
| + | JOE: | ||
| + | Some people think<br> | ||
| + | That if they go too far<br> | ||
| + | They'll never get hack<br> | ||
| + | To where the rest of them are<br> | ||
| + | I might be crazy<br> | ||
| + | But there's one thing I know<br> | ||
| + | You might be surprised<br> | ||
| + | At what you find when ya go!<br> | ||
| + | <br> | ||
| + | JOE: | ||
| + | Oh oh oh<br> | ||
| + | Mystical Advisor<br> | ||
| + | What is my problem, tell me<br> | ||
| + | Can you see?<br> | ||
| + | <br> | ||
| + | L. RON HOOVER: | ||
| + | Well, you have nothing to fear, my son!<br> | ||
| + | You are a Latent Appliance Fetishist, It appears to me!<br> | ||
| + | <br> | ||
| + | JOE: | ||
| + | That all seems very, very strange<br> | ||
| + | I never craved a toaster<br> | ||
| + | Or a color T. V.<br> | ||
| + | <br> | ||
| + | L. RON HOOVER: | ||
| + | A Latent Appliance Fetishist<br> | ||
| + | Is a person who refuses to admit to his or herself<br> | ||
| + | That sexual gratification can only be achieved<br> | ||
| + | Through the use of MACHINES... Get the picture?<br> | ||
| + | <br> | ||
| + | JOE: | ||
| + | Are you telling me<br> | ||
| + | I should come out of the closet now Mr. Ron?<br> | ||
| + | <br> | ||
| + | L. RON HOOVER: | ||
| + | No, my son!<br> | ||
| + | You must go into THE CLOSET<br> | ||
| + | And you will have<br> | ||
| + | A lot of fun!<br> | ||
| + | That's where they all live<br> | ||
| + | So if you want an<br> | ||
| + | Appliance to love you<br> | ||
| + | You'll have to go in there<br> | ||
| + | N' get you one<br> | ||
| + | <br> | ||
| + | JOE: | ||
| + | Well...that seems simple enough...<br> | ||
| + | <br> | ||
| + | L. RON HOOVER: | ||
| + | Yes, but if you want a really GOOD one,<br> | ||
| + | You'll have to learn a foreign language...<br> | ||
| + | <br> | ||
| + | JOE: | ||
| + | German, for instance?<br> | ||
| + | <br> | ||
| + | L. RON HOOVER: | ||
| + | That's right...<br> | ||
| + | A lot of really cute ones come from over there!<br> | ||
| + | (Fifty bucks, please)<br> | ||
| + | If you been <br> | ||
| + | Mod-O-fied,<br> | ||
| + | It's an illusion,<br> | ||
| + | an yer in between<br> | ||
| + | Don't you be<br> | ||
| + | Tarot-fied,<br> | ||
| + | It's just a lot of nothin,'<br> | ||
| + | So what can it mean?<br> | ||
| + | If you been<br> | ||
| + | Mod-O-fied,<br> | ||
| + | It's an illusion,<br> | ||
| + | an yer in between<br> | ||
| + | Don't you be<br> | ||
| + | Tarot-fied,<br> | ||
| + | It's just a lot of nothin,<br> | ||
| + | So what can it mean?<br> | ||
| + | <br> | ||
| + | CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER: | ||
| + | This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER... Joe has just learned to speak | ||
| + | German Now, get this, heres why he did it! He's gonna go to this club on | ||
| + | the other side of town, it's called THE CLOSET... | ||
| + | And they got these Appliances in there that really go for a guy dressed up | ||
| + | like a housewife who can speak German (you know what I mean)... so | ||
| + | Joe's learned how to speak German, he goes in this place and he sees | ||
| + | these little Kitchen Machineries dancing around with each other, and he | ||
| + | sees this one...that looks like it's a cross between an industrial vacuum | ||
| + | cleaner and a chrome piggy bank with marital aids stuck all over its body... | ||
| + | it's really exciting...and when he sees it, he BURSTS INTO SONG... | ||
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==Players On This Song== | ==Players On This Song== | ||
==Records On Which This Song Has Appeared== | ==Records On Which This Song Has Appeared== | ||
*[[Joe's Garage Acts II & III]] | *[[Joe's Garage Acts II & III]] | ||
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*[[You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore Vol. 2]], as '''Tush Tush Tush (A Token Of My Extreme)''', recorded on [[74/09/22-23 Helsinki Finland Kulttuuritalo|22 September 1974]]. | *[[You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore Vol. 2]], as '''Tush Tush Tush (A Token Of My Extreme)''', recorded on [[74/09/22-23 Helsinki Finland Kulttuuritalo|22 September 1974]]. | ||
Revision as of 01:08, 24 December 2006
Contents
Lyrics
L. RON HOOVER:
Welcome to the First Church of Appliantology!
The WHITE ZONE is for loading and unloading only!
Don't you be
Tarot-fied
It's just a token of my extreme
Don't you be
Tarot-fied
It's just a token of my extreme
Don't you never try to look behind my eyes
You don t wanna know what they have seen
Don't you never try to look behind my eyes
You don't wanna know what they have seen
JOE:
Some people think
That if they go too far
They'll never get hack
To where the rest of them are
I might be crazy
But there's one thing I know
You might be surprised
At what you find when ya go!
JOE:
Oh oh oh
Mystical Advisor
What is my problem, tell me
Can you see?
L. RON HOOVER:
Well, you have nothing to fear, my son!
You are a Latent Appliance Fetishist, It appears to me!
JOE:
That all seems very, very strange
I never craved a toaster
Or a color T. V.
L. RON HOOVER:
A Latent Appliance Fetishist
Is a person who refuses to admit to his or herself
That sexual gratification can only be achieved
Through the use of MACHINES... Get the picture?
JOE:
Are you telling me
I should come out of the closet now Mr. Ron?
L. RON HOOVER:
No, my son!
You must go into THE CLOSET
And you will have
A lot of fun!
That's where they all live
So if you want an
Appliance to love you
You'll have to go in there
N' get you one
JOE:
Well...that seems simple enough...
L. RON HOOVER:
Yes, but if you want a really GOOD one,
You'll have to learn a foreign language...
JOE:
German, for instance?
L. RON HOOVER:
That's right...
A lot of really cute ones come from over there!
(Fifty bucks, please)
If you been
Mod-O-fied,
It's an illusion,
an yer in between
Don't you be
Tarot-fied,
It's just a lot of nothin,'
So what can it mean?
If you been
Mod-O-fied,
It's an illusion,
an yer in between
Don't you be
Tarot-fied,
It's just a lot of nothin,
So what can it mean?
CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER:
This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER... Joe has just learned to speak
German Now, get this, heres why he did it! He's gonna go to this club on
the other side of town, it's called THE CLOSET...
And they got these Appliances in there that really go for a guy dressed up
like a housewife who can speak German (you know what I mean)... so
Joe's learned how to speak German, he goes in this place and he sees
these little Kitchen Machineries dancing around with each other, and he
sees this one...that looks like it's a cross between an industrial vacuum
cleaner and a chrome piggy bank with marital aids stuck all over its body...
it's really exciting...and when he sees it, he BURSTS INTO SONG...
Players On This Song
Records On Which This Song Has Appeared
- Joe's Garage Acts II & III
- You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore Vol. 2, as Tush Tush Tush (A Token Of My Extreme), recorded on 22 September 1974.
