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| + | The dangerous kitchen <br /> | ||
| + | If it aint't one thing it's another <br /> | ||
| + | In the middle of the night when you get home <br /> | ||
| + | The bread things are all dry 'n' scratchy <br /> | ||
| + | The meat thing <br /> | ||
| + | Where the cats ate trough the paper <br /> | ||
| + | The can things with the sharp little edges <br /> | ||
| + | That can cut your fingers when you're not looking <br /> | ||
| + | The soft little things on the floor that you step on <br /> | ||
| + | They can all be DANGEROUS <br /> | ||
| + | |||
| + | Sometimes <br /> | ||
| + | The milk can hurt you <br /> | ||
| + | (If you put it on your cereal <br /> | ||
| + | Before you smell the plastic container) <br /> | ||
| + | And the stuff in the strainer <br /> | ||
| + | Has a mind of its own <br /> | ||
| + | So be very careful <br /> | ||
| + | In the dangerous kitchen <br /> | ||
| + | When the night time has fallen, <br /> | ||
| + | And the roaches are crawlin' <br /> | ||
| + | In the kitchen of danger <br /> | ||
| + | You can feel like a stranger <br /> | ||
| + | |||
| + | The bananaes are black <br /> | ||
| + | The got flies in the back <br /> | ||
| + | And also the chicken <br /> | ||
| + | In the dish with the foil <br /> | ||
| + | Where the cream is all clabbered <br /> | ||
| + | And the salad is frightful <br /> | ||
| + | Your return in the evening <br /> | ||
| + | Can be less than delightful <br /> | ||
| + | |||
| + | You must walk very careful <br /> | ||
| + | You must not lean against it <br /> | ||
| + | It can get on you clothing <br /> | ||
| + | It can follow you in <br /> | ||
| + | As you walk to the bedroom <br /> | ||
| + | And you take all your clothes off <br /> | ||
| + | While you're sleeping <br /> | ||
| + | It crawls off <br /> | ||
| + | It gets in your bed <br /> | ||
| + | It could get on your face then <br /> | ||
| + | It could eat your complexion <br /> | ||
| + | You could die from the danger <br /> | ||
| + | Of the dangerous kitchen <br /> | ||
| + | |||
| + | Who the fuck wants to clean it? <br /> | ||
| + | |||
| + | It's disgusting and dirty <br /> | ||
| + | The sponge on the drainer <br /> | ||
| + | Is stinky and squirty <br /> | ||
| + | If you squeeze it when you wipe up <br /> | ||
| + | What you get on your hands then <br /> | ||
| + | Could un-balance your glands and <br /> | ||
| + | Make you blind or whatever <br /> | ||
| + | In the dangerous kitchen <br /> | ||
| + | At my house tonight <br /> | ||
| + | |||
==Players On This Song== | ==Players On This Song== | ||
==Records On Which This Song Has Appeared== | ==Records On Which This Song Has Appeared== | ||
| + | [[The Man From Utopia]] <br /> | ||
| + | [[You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore Vol. 1]] | ||
===Singles=== | ===Singles=== | ||
===Zappa Albums & Side Projects=== | ===Zappa Albums & Side Projects=== | ||
| − | ===Tribute & Cover Albums=== | + | ===Tribute & Cover Albums=== |
| + | |||
==Notes About This Song== | ==Notes About This Song== | ||
==CC Clues In This Song== | ==CC Clues In This Song== | ||
| − | [[Category:Tracks]] | + | [[Category:Tracks|Dangerous Kitchen, The]] |
| − | [[Category:The Real Frank Zappa Book (The List)]] | + | [[Category:The Real Frank Zappa Book (The List)|Dangerous Kitchen, The]] |
Revision as of 05:46, 5 February 2006
Contents
Lyrics
The dangerous kitchen
If it aint't one thing it's another
In the middle of the night when you get home
The bread things are all dry 'n' scratchy
The meat thing
Where the cats ate trough the paper
The can things with the sharp little edges
That can cut your fingers when you're not looking
The soft little things on the floor that you step on
They can all be DANGEROUS
Sometimes
The milk can hurt you
(If you put it on your cereal
Before you smell the plastic container)
And the stuff in the strainer
Has a mind of its own
So be very careful
In the dangerous kitchen
When the night time has fallen,
And the roaches are crawlin'
In the kitchen of danger
You can feel like a stranger
The bananaes are black
The got flies in the back
And also the chicken
In the dish with the foil
Where the cream is all clabbered
And the salad is frightful
Your return in the evening
Can be less than delightful
You must walk very careful
You must not lean against it
It can get on you clothing
It can follow you in
As you walk to the bedroom
And you take all your clothes off
While you're sleeping
It crawls off
It gets in your bed
It could get on your face then
It could eat your complexion
You could die from the danger
Of the dangerous kitchen
Who the fuck wants to clean it?
It's disgusting and dirty
The sponge on the drainer
Is stinky and squirty
If you squeeze it when you wipe up
What you get on your hands then
Could un-balance your glands and
Make you blind or whatever
In the dangerous kitchen
At my house tonight
Players On This Song
Records On Which This Song Has Appeared
The Man From Utopia
You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore Vol. 1
