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==Lyrics==
 
==Lyrics==
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<br>Crab-Grass Baby: Stroke me pompadour, pompaduooor, pompaduooor, pompaduooor. Stroke me pompadour, father. Stroke it nicely while I tell you about the problems I am having with my car an my girlfriend. Ooo-wo-woo, the white man's burden! Her and her girlfriend used to go out and booze it up and tear up the upholstery; rip the seats completely out, and so I got a fifty-six Olds. About the time I got it running decently, she got in it and wrecked the trans . . . tore it completely up, so I had to get another Oldsmobile (either that or go to Tijuana or go to BROWN MOSES way down in Egypt-Land). It's so hard on a child when his car is fucked up. Buy me a Volvo, faaather.
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<br>Harry-As-A-Boy: Isn't it terrific, artificial RHONDA!
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<br>Crab-Grass Baby: One-Adam-Twelve . . . see the enormous white pompadour! Ha-Ha-ha-ho! That's a good one! Hoo-hoo-hoo.
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<br>Harry-As-A-Boy: He's so young, and yet, SO WISE!
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<br>Crab-Grass Baby: I pooped my pants, pooped my pants, pooped my pants! I went doody, faaather, sob-sob-sob-sob-sob.
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<br>Harry-As-A-Boy: His vocabulary is astonishing!
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<br>Crab-Grass Baby: So what if you suck a little cock every once in a while?
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<br>Harry-As-A-Boy: Ohhh . . . I'm so lucky to have a son like this . . .
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<br>Crab-Grass Baby: Barf me out . . . gag me with a Volvo!
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<br>Harry-As-A-Boy: I can't wait to show him to all the fellas down at the MINE-SHAFT!
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<br>Crab-Grass Baby: Take me to the movies. Buy me a balloon. Stroke me pompadour!
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<br>Harry-As-A-Boy: Look! Look! Look at the pecker on him, wouldja! Goodjy-goodjy-goodjy-goo! Hoo hoo hoo!
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<br>Thing-Fish: Dis boy have a 'PROVLEM'! However, how 'bout a nice round of applause fo de three 'WISE MAMMIES', comin' atcha outa chute numba five!
 
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Revision as of 16:26, 10 September 2005

Lyrics


Crab-Grass Baby: Stroke me pompadour, pompaduooor, pompaduooor, pompaduooor. Stroke me pompadour, father. Stroke it nicely while I tell you about the problems I am having with my car an my girlfriend. Ooo-wo-woo, the white man's burden! Her and her girlfriend used to go out and booze it up and tear up the upholstery; rip the seats completely out, and so I got a fifty-six Olds. About the time I got it running decently, she got in it and wrecked the trans . . . tore it completely up, so I had to get another Oldsmobile (either that or go to Tijuana or go to BROWN MOSES way down in Egypt-Land). It's so hard on a child when his car is fucked up. Buy me a Volvo, faaather.
Harry-As-A-Boy: Isn't it terrific, artificial RHONDA!
Crab-Grass Baby: One-Adam-Twelve . . . see the enormous white pompadour! Ha-Ha-ha-ho! That's a good one! Hoo-hoo-hoo.
Harry-As-A-Boy: He's so young, and yet, SO WISE!
Crab-Grass Baby: I pooped my pants, pooped my pants, pooped my pants! I went doody, faaather, sob-sob-sob-sob-sob.
Harry-As-A-Boy: His vocabulary is astonishing!
Crab-Grass Baby: So what if you suck a little cock every once in a while?
Harry-As-A-Boy: Ohhh . . . I'm so lucky to have a son like this . . .
Crab-Grass Baby: Barf me out . . . gag me with a Volvo!
Harry-As-A-Boy: I can't wait to show him to all the fellas down at the MINE-SHAFT!
Crab-Grass Baby: Take me to the movies. Buy me a balloon. Stroke me pompadour!
Harry-As-A-Boy: Look! Look! Look at the pecker on him, wouldja! Goodjy-goodjy-goodjy-goo! Hoo hoo hoo!
Thing-Fish: Dis boy have a 'PROVLEM'! However, how 'bout a nice round of applause fo de three 'WISE MAMMIES', comin' atcha outa chute numba five!

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