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Revision as of 11:41, 22 November 2007

Mrs. Borg

Lyrics

Act II

SCENE ELEVEN
SY BORG

JOE:
Sy Borg, gimme dat, gimme dat
Sy Borg, gimme dat,
Give me de chromium leg,
I beg
Sy Borg gimme dat, gimme dat
Sy Borg, gimme dat,
Give me de chromium leg,
Little wires, pliers, tires,
They turn me on!
Maybe I'm crazy?
Maybe I'm crazy?
Maybe I m crazy,
Mon?

(Stroking several of SY's gleaming appendages, JOE continues.)

JOE:
Gee, Sy, this is a real groovy apartment you've got here.

SY BORG:
All government sponsored recreational services are clean and efficient.

JOE:
This is exciting, I never plooked a tiny chrome-plated machine
That looks like a magical pig with marital aids stuck all over it
Such as yourself before

SY BORG:
You'll love it! Its a way of life.

JOE:
Does that mean maybe later you'll plook me?

SY BORG:
If you wish, we may have a groovy orgy.

JOE:
Just me and you?

SY BORG:
I share this apartment with a modified Gay Bob doll. He goes all the way. Ever try oral sex with a miniature rubberized homo-replica?

JOE:
No, ah, not yet, Ah, is this him?

SY BORG:
This is him. Your wish is his command. He likes you. He wants to kiss you always. Just tell him what you want.

JOE:
Really? Hi, little guy! Think I might get a tiny, but exciting
Blow job, gimme dat, gimme dat
Blow job, gimme dat,
Give me de chromium cob.

SY BORG:
Bend over.

JOE:
Gay Bob!
Blow job, gimme dat, gimme dat
Blow job, gimme dat,
Give me de chromium cob

SY BORG:
You'll love it! It looks just like a TeleFunken U-47.

JOE:
Little leather cap and trousers,
They look so gay!
Warren just bought some
Warren just bought some
Warren just bought some, hey!
SY BORG:
Bob is tired. Plook me now, you savage rascal Eh! That tickles. You are a fun person I like you. I want to kiss you always.

JOE:
Gee, this is great!
How’s about some bondage and humiliation?

SY BORG:
Anything you say, master.

JOE:
Oh no, I don't believe it!
You're way more fun than Mary...

SY BORG:
You're plooking too hard.

JOE:
... and cleaner than Lucille!

SY BORG:
Plooking on me...

JOE:
What have I been missing all these years?

SY:
Too hard!

JOE:
Sy...

SY BORG:
Too hard!

JOE:
Sy...

SY BORG:
Plooking too hard on me-e-e-e-e...

JOE:
Speak to me! Oh no!
The golden shower must have shorted out his master circuit!
He's... he's... oh my God!
I must have plooked him... hey... to death... hey!

CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER:
This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER. You have just destroyed one model XOJ-37 Nuclear Powered Pan-Sexual Roto-Plooker, and you're gonna have to pay for it! So give up, you haven't got a chance!

JOE:
But I... I, I, I, I... I can't pay, I gave all my money to some kinda groovy religious guy two songs ago!

CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER:
Come on out, son. Between the two of us, we'll find a way to work it out.

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