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==Lyrics==  
 
==Lyrics==  
 
<br>My name is Burtram
 
<br>My name is Burtram
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* [[You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore Vol. 6]]
 
* [[You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore Vol. 6]]
 
* [[The Best Band You Never Heard In Your Life]]
 
* [[The Best Band You Never Heard In Your Life]]
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* [[Zappa '88: The Last U.S. Show]]
 
===Tribute & Cover Albums===  
 
===Tribute & Cover Albums===  
 
==Notes About This Song==  
 
==Notes About This Song==  
 
==CC Clues In This Song==  
 
==CC Clues In This Song==  
 
 
*Mentions the character [[Opal (CC)]].
 
*Mentions the character [[Opal (CC)]].
* In ''[[No Not Now]]'' the ''"cowboy pants"'' and ''"the waitress"'' from ''"Lonesome Cowboy Burt"'' are mentioned again
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*In ''[[No Not Now]]'' the ''"cowboy pants"'' and ''"the waitress"'' from ''"Lonesome Cowboy Burt"'' are mentioned again
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*Mentions [[Unions]]: ''"I'm a unionized roofin' old son-of-a-gun"''
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*Mentions [[Communism]]: ''"Find me some Communist bastard"''
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*Mentions [[Beer]]: ''"When I get off I get plastered/I drink till I fall on the floor"''
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*About a [[Cowboys|Cowboy]]
  
 
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Latest revision as of 09:47, 30 November 2021


Lyrics


My name is Burtram
I am a redneck
All my friends,
They call me 'Burt'
(Hi, Burt!)
All my family,
From down in Texas
Make their livin'
Diggin' dirt

Come out here to Californy,
Just to find me
Some pretty girls
Ones I seen
Gets me so horny;
Ruby lips,
'N teeth like pearls!

Wanna love 'em all!
Wanna love 'em dearly!
Wanna pretty girl--
I'll even pay!
I'll buy 'em furs!
I'll buy 'em jewelry!
I know they like me;
Here's what I say:

I'm lonesome Cowboy Burt!
(Speakin' atcha!)
Come smell my fringe-y shirt!
(Reekin' atcha!)
My cowboy pants,
My cowboy dance,
My bold advance,
On this here waitress . . .
Yodel-oh-oo-pee-hey
Yodel-oh-oo-pee!

(He's lonesome Cowboy Burt
Don'tcha get his feelings hurt)
Come on in this place,
'N I'll buy you a taste,
You can sit on my face--
Where's my waitress?

Burtram, Burtram redneck
Burtram, Burtram redneck

I'm an awful nice guy!
Sweat all day in the sun!
Roofer by trade,
Quite a bundle I've made,
I'm unionized roofin' old
Son-of-a-gun!
(He's a unionized roofin' old
Son-of-a-gun!)

When I get off, I get plastered
Drink till I fall onna floor,
Find me some Communist bastard,
'N stomp on his face till he don't
Move no more!
(He stomps on his face till he don't
Move no more!)

I fuss, an' I cuss an' I keep on drinkin',
Till my eyes puff up an' turn red!
I drool on m'shirt,
I see if he's hurt,
Kick him again in the head, yes!
Kick him again in the head, boys!
Kick him again in the head, now!
KICK HIM AGAIN IN THE HEAD!

Lonesome Cowboy Burt!
(Speakin' atcha!)
Come smell my fringe-y shirt!
(Reekin' atcha!)
My cowboy pants,
My cowboy dance,
My bold advance,
On this here waitress . . .
Yodel-oh-oo-pee-yeh
Yodel-oh-oo-pee!

(HE'S LONESOME COWBOY BURT,
A--don'tcha get his feelin's hurt)
Yeah . . . but come on in this place,
An' I'll buy you a taste,
'N you can sit on my face--
Where's my waitress?
OPAL, YOU HOT LITTLE BITCH!

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Notes About This Song

CC Clues In This Song

  • Mentions the character Opal (CC).
  • In No Not Now the "cowboy pants" and "the waitress" from "Lonesome Cowboy Burt" are mentioned again
  • Mentions Unions: "I'm a unionized roofin' old son-of-a-gun"
  • Mentions Communism: "Find me some Communist bastard"
  • Mentions Beer: "When I get off I get plastered/I drink till I fall on the floor"
  • About a Cowboy