He's So Gay

Lyrics

• Thing-Fish version

Ensemble: (singing) He's so gay (He's so gay) He's very very gay He's so gay (He's gay)
Brown Moses: Yes, he is I guess he likes it Yeah
Ensemble: And he likes to be that way With his keys on the right
Brown Moses: Uh-huh
Ensemble: He's into rubber every night
Brown Moses: Into . . . into rubber? Wha . . . the boy's into rubber every night!
Ensemble: He's so gay He's so gay
Brown Moses: Oh, my goodness Whoo . . .
Ensemble: He's ALMOST EVERYONE TODAY He's okay He's okay
Brown Moses: Yeah, that's what they say
Ensemble: He's got a role he wants to play
Brown Moses: Aww . . . look, have you ever SMELLED rubber?
Ensemble: He's okay He's okay
Brown Moses: I guess it's okay, l-look at his woman, yeah . . . I-I guess it's all right
Ensemble: He's just a cowboy for a day
Brown Moses: Mm-hmm
Ensemble: Of course, his evening's not complete
Brown Moses: Uh-huh
Ensemble: Without some meat in the seat;
Brown Moses: Don't tell me that
Ensemble: Let's skate away Down Santa Monica today (Well well well) Maybe he wants a little spanking
Brown Moses: Uh . . . a spanking?
Ensemble: Maybe he'll eat a little chain
Brown Moses: Uh . . . well, eat the chain
Ensemble: Maybe his lover should be thanking him
Brown Moses: Uh-huh
Ensemble: For the way he makes it sprinkle
Brown Moses: Wait a minute . . . Wh . . .
Ensemble: Into drops of GOLDEN RAIN
Brown Moses: M . . . makin' into rai . . . ? Oh no! What is the problem? Uh-oh UHH-OHh
Ensemble: He's so gay He's so gay
Brown Moses: Yeah, that's what it is
Ensemble: He rules the city in a way
Brown Moses: Ohh boy . . .
Ensemble: You could say (You could say)
Brown Moses: Wha . . . what could ya say?
Ensemble: It's sorta different today
Brown Moses: I agree
Ensemble: All the taffeta and chintz
Brown Moses: Uh . . . 'least the boy ain't gonna reproduce hisself again
Ensemble: And every Leather Boy's a PRINCE
Brown Moses: Uh-huh
Ensemble: Hey hey hey!
Brown Moses: Hey hey hey . . .
Ensemble: Please don't look the other way You could be just like him TOMORROW!
Brown Moses: Hoooo, that's shockin'!
Ensemble: Mah-mah-mah-mah-mah-mah
Brown Moses: Muh-muh-muh-muh-muh-muh Ooof!
Ensemble: Maybe you'll get a chance
Brown Moses: I'm telling ya
Ensemble: To borrow (Borrow)
Brown Moses: What I'm a borrow?
Ensemble: His bouquet
Brown Moses: No way!
Ensemble: And maybe later . . .
Brown Moses: Don't you tell me this
Ensemble: MAYBE LATER
Brown Moses: I said don't you tell me this!
Ensemble: We'll ALL BE GAY-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y!
Brown Moses: No! No! No! Oh, gay . . .
Ensemble: DO YOU REALLY WANNA HURT ME?
Brown Moses: You just did!
FZ: MOO-AHHH!

Records On Which This Song Has Appeared

Singles

True Glove - Frank Zappa & The Mothers (1984)

• In France (03:32)
• Be In My Video (03:41)
• He's So Gay (02:46)
• Won Ton On (05:48)

Zappa Albums & Side Projects

• Thing-Fish