Fembot in A Wet T-Shirt Nite
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Joe: Looks to me like something funny is goin on around here There are people laughin and dancing an payin entirely too much for their beer And they all think they’re clean outta sight And they’re ready to party cos the sign out front says it’s Wet T-Shirt Night And they all face some hot delights
All the girls are excited cos in a minute they’re gonna get wet And the boys are delighted because all the titties will get em upset And they all think they’ll boogy alright And they’re ready to go cos the sign out front says it’s Wet T-Shirt Night And they all crave some pink delight
When the water gets on them their ninnies get ridged and look pretty bold It’s a common reaction that makes an attraction whenever it’s cold And all the fellas that wish they could buy All the cute little nuggets the local girls are showin off tonight You know I think it serves ‘em right You know I think it serves ‘em right You know I think it serves ‘em right You know I think it serves ‘em right And it’s wet T-shirt time again I know you want someone to show you some tit Wet ones, wet ones, big wet ones
FZ: Ah thanks Ike yes it’s wet t-shirt time again…here at the brassiere, home of the tits (HAHA). And it’s the charming Mary from Canoga Park up next in her bid for the semi-finals. Hi Mary, how you doin?
Mary: Hi
FZ: Where you from?
Mary: Ah, the bus.
FZ: Which one?
Mary: You know, the last tour. You know, leather.
FZ: Oh you were the girl that was stuck to seat 38 on Fido 3. Why don’t you get in position now and take a deep breath?
Mary: (deep breath)
FZ: Because this water is very very cold.
Mary: Ooh!
FZ: But it’s going to be so stimulating. And Mary’s the kind of red-blooded American girl who’ll do anything
Mary: Anything
FZ: I said anything for 50 bucks. That’s right.
Mary: I really need the 50 bucks, you know, I gotta get home.
FZ: Yeh I know your father is waiting for you in the tool shed. That’s right, you heard right, our big prize tonight is 50 American dollars to the girl with the most exciting murmelian protuberances!
Mary: Here I am
FZ: As viewed through a thoroughly soaked stupid-looking white sort of male person’s conservative kind of middle-of-the road cotton under-garment. Whoopee!
Mary: Haha
FZ: And here comes the water
(SPLASH)
Mary: AH!
FZ: You know you’d squeak more if the water gone… Sounds like you just got an ice-pick in the forehead.
Mary: Ahaha
FZ: And here comes the ice-pick in the forehead.
(DZZZzzzz)
Mary: Oooh hahaha
FZ: A million laughs Mary. Anyway, good golly, what a mess, she’s totally soaked, tot…
Mary: I love it
FZ: Yeah, totally committed to the 50 bucks. That’s it, just step into the spotlight, let the guys get a good look at you honey.
Mary: Here I am
FZ: Whadda you say fellas? Nice in the jugs? Now Mary, hows about shaking it around a little?
Mary: Oooh ooh ooh
FZ: Oh my goodness! Look at her go!
Mary: I’m dancing. Ah!
FZ: Aint this what living is really all about?
Mary: Ahaha. Aha
FZ: Here’s your 50 bucks Mary.
Mary: Oh great. Now I can go home. Oooh
FZ: Home is where the heart is.
Mary: On the bus.
