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==Lyrics==
 
==Lyrics==
  
Father Riley And Various Party Goers:
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'''Act I'''<br>
Catholic Girls
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<br>
With a tiny little mustache
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'''SCENE THREE'''<br>
Catholic Girls
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'''CATHOLIC GIRLS'''<br>
Do you know how they go?
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<br>
Catholic Girls
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''(A festive CYO party with crepe paper streamers, contestants for the broom dance, the , baked goods, & FATHER RILEY
In the Rectory Basement
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making sure the lights don't go down too low...)''<br>
Father Riley's a fairy
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<br>
But it don't bother Mary
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'''FATHER RILEY:'''<br>
Catholic Girls
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Catholic Girls<br>
At the CYO
 
Catholic Girls
 
Do you know how they go?
 
Catholic Girls
 
There can be no replacement
 
How do they go, after the show?
 
  
Joe:
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'''CHORUS:'''<br>
All the way
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With a tiny little mustache<br>
That's the way they go
 
Every day
 
And none of their mamas ever seem to know
 
Hip-Hip-Hooray
 
For all the class they show
 
There's nothing like a Catholic Girl
 
At the CYO
 
When they learn to blow...
 
  
Father Riley:
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'''FATHER RILEY:'''<br>
They're learning to blow
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Catholic Girls<br>
All the Catholic Boys!
 
  
Mary:
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'''CHORUS:'''<br>
Warren Cuccurullo...
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Do you know how they go?<br>
  
Father Riley:
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'''FATHER RILEY:'''<br>
Catholic Boys!
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Catholic Girls<br>
  
Mary:
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'''CHORUS:'''<br>
Kinda young, kinda WOW!
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In the Rectory Basement<br>
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Father Riley's a fairy<br>
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But it don't bother Mary<br>
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<br>
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'''FATHER RILEY:'''<br>
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Catholic Girls<br>
  
Father Riley:
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'''CHORUS:'''<br>
Catholic Boys!
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At the CYO<br>
  
Mary:
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'''FATHER RILEY:'''<br>
Vinnie Colaiuta...
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Catholic Girls<br>
  
Chorus:
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'''CHORUS:'''<br>
Where are they now?
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Do you know how they go?<br>
Did they all take The Vow?
 
  
Father Riley:
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'''FATHER RILEY:'''<br>
Catholic Girls
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Catholic Girls<br>
  
Warren:
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'''CHORUS:'''<br>
Carmenita Scarfone!
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There can be no replacement<br>
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How do they go,<br>
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After the show?<br>
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<br>
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'''JOE:'''<br>
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All the way<br>
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That's the way they go<br>
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Every day<br>
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And none of their mamas ever seem to know<br>
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Hip-Hip-Hooray<br>
 +
For all the class they show<br>
 +
There's nothing like a Catholic Girl<br>
 +
At the CYO<br>
 +
When they learn to blow...<br>
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<br>
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'''FATHER RILEY:'''<br>
 +
They're learning to blow<br>
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All the Catholic Boys!<br>
  
Father Riley:
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'''MARY:'''<br>
Catholic Girls
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Warren Cuccurullo...<br>
  
Officer Butzis:
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'''FATHER RILEY:'''<br>
Hey! She gave me VD!
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Catholic Boys!<br>
  
Father Riley:
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'''MARY:'''<br>
Catholic Girls!
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Kinda young, kinda WOW!<br>
  
Warren:
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'''FATHER RILEY:'''<br>
Toni Carbone!
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Catholic Boys!<br>
  
Chorus:
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'''MARY:'''<br>
With a tongue like a cow
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Vinnie Colaiuta...<br>
She could make you go WOW!
 
  
Joe:
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'''CHORUS:'''<br>
VD vowdy vootie
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Where are they now?<br>
Right away
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Did they all take The Vow?<br>
That's the way they go
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<br>
Every day
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'''FATHER RILEY:'''<br>
Whenever their mamas take them to a show
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Catholic Girls<br>
Matinee
 
Pass the popcorn please
 
There's nothing like a Catholic Girl
 
With her hand in the box
 
When she's on her knees
 
  
Larry:
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'''WARREN:'''<br>
She was on her knees,
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Carmenita Scarfone!<br>
My little Catholic Girl
 
  
Chorus:
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'''FATHER RILEY:'''<br>
In a little white dress
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Catholic Girls<br>
Catholic Girls
 
They never confess
 
Catholic Girls
 
I got one for a cousin
 
I love how they go
 
So send me a dozen
 
Catholic Girls
 
OOOOOOH!
 
Catholic Girls
 
OOOOOOH!
 
(etc.)
 
  
Central Scrutinizer:
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'''OFFICER BUTZIS:'''<br>
This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER...
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Hey! She gave me VD!<br>
Joe had a girl friend named Mary.
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She used to go the church club every week.
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'''FATHER RILEY:'''<br>
They'd meet each other there
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Catholic Girls!<br>
Hold hands
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And think Pure Thoughts
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'''WARREN:'''<br>
But one night at the Social Club meeting
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Toni Carbone!<br>
Mary didn't show up...
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She was sucking cock backstage at The Armory
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'''CHORUS:'''<br>
In order to get a pass
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With a tongue like a cow<br>
To see some big rock group for free...
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She could make you go WOW!<br>
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<br>
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'''JOE:'''<br>
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VD vowdy vootie<br>
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Right away<br>
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That's the way they go<br>
 +
Every day<br>
 +
Whenever their mamas take them to a show<br>
 +
Matinee<br>
 +
Pass the popcorn please<br>
 +
There's nothing like a Catholic Girl<br>
 +
With her hand in the box<br>
 +
When she's on her knees<br>
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<br>
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'''FATHER RILEY:'''<br>
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She was on her knees,<br>
 +
My little Catholic Girl<br>
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 +
'''CHORUS:'''<br>
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In a little white dress<br>
 +
 
 +
'''FATHER RILEY:'''<br>
 +
Catholic Girls<br>
 +
 
 +
'''CHORUS:'''<br>
 +
They never confess<br>
 +
 
 +
'''FATHER RILEY:'''<br>
 +
Catholic Girls<br>
 +
 
 +
'''CHORUS:'''<br>
 +
I got one for a cousin<br>
 +
I love how they go<br>
 +
So send me a dozen<br>
 +
 
 +
'''FATHER RILEY:'''<br>
 +
Catholic Girls<br>
 +
 
 +
'''CHORUS:'''<br>
 +
OOOOOOH!<br>
 +
 
 +
'''FATHER RILEY:'''<br>
 +
Catholic Girls<br>
 +
 
 +
'''CHORUS:'''<br>
 +
OOOOOOH!<br>
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(etc.)<br>
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<br>
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'''CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER:'''<br>
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This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER... Joe had a girl friend named Mary. She used to go the church club every week. They'd meet each other there, hold hands and think Pure Thoughts. But one night at the Social Club meeting Mary didn't show up... She was sucking cock backstage at The Armory in order to get a pass to see some big rock group for free...<br>
  
 
==Players On This Song==
 
==Players On This Song==
 
==Records On Which This Song Has Appeared==
 
==Records On Which This Song Has Appeared==
 
===Singles===
 
===Singles===
* [[Joe's Garage|Joe's Garage]] (06:10) / [[Catholic Girls|Catholic Girls]] (03:51) - Frank Zappa (1979)
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* [[Joe's Garage (Track)|Joe's Garage]] (06:10) / [[Catholic Girls|Catholic Girls]] (03:51) - Frank Zappa (1979)
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===Zappa Albums===
 
===Zappa Albums===
 
* [[Joe's Garage Act I]]. Same take on:
 
* [[Joe's Garage Act I]]. Same take on:
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==Notes About This Song==
 
==Notes About This Song==
 
==CC Clues In This Song==
 
==CC Clues In This Song==
The tracks on [[Joe's Garage Act I]] and [[Sheik Yerbouti (The Band)|Sheik Yerbouti]]: [[Insanity Sauce]] are citing [[Jewish Princess]].
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* The tracks on [[Joe's Garage Act I]] and [[Sheik Yerbouti (The Band)|Sheik Yerbouti]]: [[Insanity Sauce]] are citing [[Jewish Princess]].
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* The line  ''"All the way..."'' would later on the album be referenced during [[Sy Borg]]. It refers to [[wikipedia:Frank Sinatra|Frank Sinatra]]'s song "[[All The Way]]".
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* Mentions [[Warren Cuccurullo]], [[Vinnie Colaiuta]], [[Carmenita Scarfone]] and [[Toni Carbone]]. 
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* Also mentions [[Officer Butzis]] and [[Father Riley]].
  
 
[[Category:Singles]]
 
[[Category:Singles]]
 
[[Category:Tracks]]
 
[[Category:Tracks]]
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[[Category:Targets]]
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[[Category:Tracks with sexual topics]]

Revision as of 04:18, 7 January 2021

Lyrics

Act I

SCENE THREE
CATHOLIC GIRLS

(A festive CYO party with crepe paper streamers, contestants for the broom dance, the , baked goods, & FATHER RILEY making sure the lights don't go down too low...)

FATHER RILEY:
Catholic Girls

CHORUS:
With a tiny little mustache

FATHER RILEY:
Catholic Girls

CHORUS:
Do you know how they go?

FATHER RILEY:
Catholic Girls

CHORUS:
In the Rectory Basement
Father Riley's a fairy
But it don't bother Mary

FATHER RILEY:
Catholic Girls

CHORUS:
At the CYO

FATHER RILEY:
Catholic Girls

CHORUS:
Do you know how they go?

FATHER RILEY:
Catholic Girls

CHORUS:
There can be no replacement
How do they go,
After the show?

JOE:
All the way
That's the way they go
Every day
And none of their mamas ever seem to know
Hip-Hip-Hooray
For all the class they show
There's nothing like a Catholic Girl
At the CYO
When they learn to blow...

FATHER RILEY:
They're learning to blow
All the Catholic Boys!

MARY:
Warren Cuccurullo...

FATHER RILEY:
Catholic Boys!

MARY:
Kinda young, kinda WOW!

FATHER RILEY:
Catholic Boys!

MARY:
Vinnie Colaiuta...

CHORUS:
Where are they now?
Did they all take The Vow?

FATHER RILEY:
Catholic Girls

WARREN:
Carmenita Scarfone!

FATHER RILEY:
Catholic Girls

OFFICER BUTZIS:
Hey! She gave me VD!

FATHER RILEY:
Catholic Girls!

WARREN:
Toni Carbone!

CHORUS:
With a tongue like a cow
She could make you go WOW!

JOE:
VD vowdy vootie
Right away
That's the way they go
Every day
Whenever their mamas take them to a show
Matinee
Pass the popcorn please
There's nothing like a Catholic Girl
With her hand in the box
When she's on her knees

FATHER RILEY:
She was on her knees,
My little Catholic Girl

CHORUS:
In a little white dress

FATHER RILEY:
Catholic Girls

CHORUS:
They never confess

FATHER RILEY:
Catholic Girls

CHORUS:
I got one for a cousin
I love how they go
So send me a dozen

FATHER RILEY:
Catholic Girls

CHORUS:
OOOOOOH!

FATHER RILEY:
Catholic Girls

CHORUS:
OOOOOOH!
(etc.)

CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER:
This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER... Joe had a girl friend named Mary. She used to go the church club every week. They'd meet each other there, hold hands and think Pure Thoughts. But one night at the Social Club meeting Mary didn't show up... She was sucking cock backstage at The Armory in order to get a pass to see some big rock group for free...

Players On This Song

Records On Which This Song Has Appeared

Singles

Zappa Albums

Tributes & Cover Albums

Notes About This Song

CC Clues In This Song