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==Lyrics==
 
==Lyrics==
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Father Riley And Various Party Goers:
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Catholic Girls
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With a tiny little mustache
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Catholic Girls
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Do you know how they go?
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Catholic Girls
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In the Rectory Basement
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Father Riley's a fairy
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But it don't bother Mary
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Catholic Girls
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At the CYO
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Catholic Girls
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Do you know how they go?
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Catholic Girls
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There can be no replacement
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How do they go, after the show?
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Joe:
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All the way
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That's the way they go
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Every day
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And none of their mamas ever seem to know
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Hip-Hip-Hooray
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For all the class they show
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There's nothing like a Catholic Girl
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At the CYO
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When they learn to blow...
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Father Riley:
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They're learning to blow
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All the Catholic Boys!
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Mary:
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Warren Cuccurullo...
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Father Riley:
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Catholic Boys!
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Mary:
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Kinda young, kinda WOW!
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Father Riley:
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Catholic Boys!
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Mary:
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Vinnie Colaiuta...
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Chorus:
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Where are they now?
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Did they all take The Vow?
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Father Riley:
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Catholic Girls
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Warren:
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Carmenita Scarfone!
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Father Riley:
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Catholic Girls
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Officer Butzis:
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Hey! She gave me VD!
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Father Riley:
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Catholic Girls!
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Warren:
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Toni Carbone!
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Chorus:
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With a tongue like a cow
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She could make you go WOW!
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Joe:
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VD vowdy vootie
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Right away
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That's the way they go
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Every day
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Whenever their mamas take them to a show
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Matinee
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Pass the popcorn please
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There's nothing like a Catholic Girl
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With her hand in the box
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When she's on her knees
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Larry:
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She was on her knees,
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My little Catholic Girl
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Chorus:
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In a little white dress
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Catholic Girls
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They never confess
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Catholic Girls
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I got one for a cousin
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I love how they go
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So send me a dozen
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Catholic Girls
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OOOOOOH!
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Catholic Girls
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OOOOOOH!
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(etc.)
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Central Scrutinizer:
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This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER...
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Joe had a girl friend named Mary.
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She used to go the church club every week.
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They'd meet each other there
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Hold hands
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And think Pure Thoughts
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But one night at the Social Club meeting
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Mary didn't show up...
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She was sucking cock backstage at The Armory
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In order to get a pass
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To see some big rock group for free...
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==Players On This Song==
 
==Players On This Song==
 
==Records On Which This Song Has Appeared==
 
==Records On Which This Song Has Appeared==

Revision as of 07:35, 8 April 2006

Lyrics

Father Riley And Various Party Goers: Catholic Girls With a tiny little mustache Catholic Girls Do you know how they go? Catholic Girls In the Rectory Basement Father Riley's a fairy But it don't bother Mary Catholic Girls At the CYO Catholic Girls Do you know how they go? Catholic Girls There can be no replacement How do they go, after the show?

Joe: All the way That's the way they go Every day And none of their mamas ever seem to know Hip-Hip-Hooray For all the class they show There's nothing like a Catholic Girl At the CYO When they learn to blow...

Father Riley: They're learning to blow All the Catholic Boys!

Mary: Warren Cuccurullo...

Father Riley: Catholic Boys!

Mary: Kinda young, kinda WOW!

Father Riley: Catholic Boys!

Mary: Vinnie Colaiuta...

Chorus: Where are they now? Did they all take The Vow?

Father Riley: Catholic Girls

Warren: Carmenita Scarfone!

Father Riley: Catholic Girls

Officer Butzis: Hey! She gave me VD!

Father Riley: Catholic Girls!

Warren: Toni Carbone!

Chorus: With a tongue like a cow She could make you go WOW!

Joe: VD vowdy vootie Right away That's the way they go Every day Whenever their mamas take them to a show Matinee Pass the popcorn please There's nothing like a Catholic Girl With her hand in the box When she's on her knees

Larry: She was on her knees, My little Catholic Girl

Chorus: In a little white dress Catholic Girls They never confess Catholic Girls I got one for a cousin I love how they go So send me a dozen Catholic Girls OOOOOOH! Catholic Girls OOOOOOH! (etc.)

Central Scrutinizer: This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER... Joe had a girl friend named Mary. She used to go the church club every week. They'd meet each other there Hold hands And think Pure Thoughts But one night at the Social Club meeting Mary didn't show up... She was sucking cock backstage at The Armory In order to get a pass To see some big rock group for free...

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Records On Which This Song Has Appeared

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Notes About This Song

CC Clues In This Song

The tracks on Joe's Garage Act I and Sheik Yerbouti: Insanity Sauce are citing Jewish Princess.