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==Lyrics==
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<i>Cheesy, cheesy!</i>
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==Versions of this Song==  
  
<br>(This is a song about vegetables . . . they keep you regular; they're real good for ya.)
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===''Absolutely Free'' Version===
<br><br>Call any vegetable
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*[[Call Any Vegetable (1966 - Los Angeles)]]
<br>(Call any vegetable)
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*[[Invocation & Ritual Dance Of The Young Pumpkin]]
<br>Call it by name
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*[[Soft-Sell Conclusion]]
<br>(Call any vegetable)
 
<br>Call one today
 
<br>(Call any vegetable)
 
<br>When you get off the train
 
<br>(Call any vegetable)
 
<br>Call any vegetable
 
<br>And the chances are good
 
<br>Ooooh! The vegetable
 
<br>Will respond to you
 
<br><br>(Some people don't go for prunes . . . I dunno . . . I've always found that if they . . . )
 
<br><br>Call any vegetable
 
<br>(Call any vegetable)
 
<br>Pick up your phone
 
<br>(Call any vegetable)
 
<br>Think of a vegetable
 
<br>(Call any vegetable)
 
<br>Lonely at home
 
<br>(Call any vegetable)
 
<br>Call any vegetable
 
<br>And the chances are good
 
<br>That a vegetable will respond to you-hoooo
 
<br><br>RUTA-BAY-AY-AYGA RUTA-BAY-AY-AYGA
 
<br>RUTA-BAY-AY-AYGA RUTA-BAY-AY-AYGA
 
<br>RUTA-BAYYYYY . . .
 
<br><br>(A prune isn't really a vegetable. Cabbage is a vegetable.)  
 
<br><br>No one will know
 
<br>If you don't want to let 'em know
 
<br>No one will know
 
<br>'Less it's you that might tell 'em so
 
<br>Call and they'll come to you
 
<br>Covered with dew
 
<br>Vegetables dream
 
<br>Of responding to you
 
<br>Standing there
 
<br>Shiny & proud by your side
 
<br>Holding your hand
 
<br>While the neighbors decide
 
<br>Why is a vegetable
 
<br>Something to hide?
 
<br>YAR-R-R-R-R-G-H!
 
  
==Players On This Song==
 
==Albums On Which This Song Has Appeared==
 
  
* [[Absolutely Free]]
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===''Just Another Band From L.A.'' Version===
* [[Mothermania]], including '''Soft-Sell Conclusion'''
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*[[Call Any Vegetable (1971 - Los Angeles)]]
* [[Freaks &amp; Motherfuckers (BTB)|Freaks &amp; Motherfuckers]]
 
* [[Just Another Band From L.A.]]
 
* [[Swiss Cheese/Fire! (BTB)|Swiss Cheese/Fire!]]. Same take on
 
  
==Notes About This Song==
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==CC Clues In This Song==
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===''Playground Psychotics'' Version===
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*[[Champagne Lecture]]
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[[Category:Tracks]]
[[Category:The Real Frank Zappa Book (The List)]]
 

Latest revision as of 15:42, 12 November 2020

Versions of this Song

Absolutely Free Version


Just Another Band From L.A. Version


Playground Psychotics Version

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