I'm So Cute/"Entertainment All the Way"
Aw, I knew you'd be surprised . . .
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Feelin' sorry
Feelin' sad
So many ugly people
I feel bad
I'm so cute
They're so homely
Some of them
At home 'n lonely
Wish they could be
Very cute like me
They will never
Get to be
Some folks got it
Some folks don't
Some so ugly
They never won't
Everybody
See his hair
See his clothes
I'm sure you care
Terry Ted
Is really sweet
Watch the way he keep the beat
Sweet as honey
He's a piece of cake
From the ginseng root
'N stuff he take
Vitamin E
'N all the B's
He's so cool he'll make you freeze
Make you freeze
Make you freeze
Excuse me please
Step aside
I'm gonna ride
I'm gonna strut
I'm gonna slide
Hey, ugly folks,
Go get some cyanide
An' die
DIE DIE DIE DIE
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A-ren-nen-nen-uh-rennda
A-ren-nen-nen-ah-ren-nen-nen
A-rennda-rennda-rahhh
A-ren-nen-nen-ah-ren-nen-nen
A-ren-nen-nen-uh-rennda
A-ren-nen-nen-ah-ren-nen-nen
A-rennda-rennda-rahhh
A-ren-nen-nen-ah-ren-nen-nen
A-ren-nen-nen-uh-rennda
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A-rennda-rennda-rahhh
Ugly is bad
And bad is wrong
And wrong is sinful
And sin leads to eternal damnation
An' hot burnin' fire
Hot burnin' fire
Hot burnin' fire
Hot burnin' fire
Screams of agony
Screams of agony
Screams of agony
Screams of agony
Arrrrrrghhhhhhh!
One Two Three Four!
I'm so cute!
I'm so cute!
I'm so cute!
I'm so cute!
Aaaaaah . . .
I'm so cute!
I'm so cute!
I'm so cute!
I'm so cute!
I'm so cute!
I'm so cute!
I'm so cute!
I'm so cute!
Aaaaaah . . .
I'm so cute!
I'm so cute!
I'm so . . .
I'm so cute!
I'm so cute!
I'm so . . .
Bruce Bickford: I can't go much further than that right now.
FZ: But how does it end?
Bruce Bickford: I, I guess that would be the end, unless you want to show what's happening on the other side.
FZ: So what's happening on the other side?
Bruce Bickford: Uh, something more primordial than this Earth. I mean, the, the industrialists and all these type of criminals don't have that big a foothold . . .
FZ: On the other dimension.
Bruce Bickford: Yeah.
FZ: Yet.
Bruce Bickford: Yeah.
FZ: But when you open up that hole they can go in there, right?
Bruce Bickford: Yeah.
FZ: How are you gonna keep 'em out?
Bruce Bickford: Well . . .
FZ: If this movie makes it possible for them to get in there and interfere with the primordial existence in the other dimension do you think you're really doing a public service by presenting it to 'em?
Bruce Bickford: No . . . we're, we're just, we're in the entertainment business, you know.
FZ: Yeah, you and me, Bruce, entertainment all the way.