I Don't Wanna Get Drafted

Lyrics

Special delivery . . . registered mail . . .
OH NO
You're gonna hafta sign fer this, buddy
OH NO
C'mon out heah, ya little sumbitch, I know you're in there
OH NO
Goddam little communist . . .
(weep, weep, weep)

I don't wanna get drafted
I don't wanna go
I don't wanna get drafted
PHOOEY!

I don't wanna get drafted
I don't wanna go
I don't wanna get drafted
NO-OH-WOH-OH-WOH . . .

Roller skates 'n disco
It's a lot of fun
I'm too young 'n stupid
To operate a gun

LaCelia Jackson! Come on down!
I DON'T WANNA GET DRAFTED
Nancy Butterworth! Come on down!
I DON'T WANNA GET DRAFTED
You're the next contestants on SOOOOO WHAT!
I DON'T WANNA GET DRAFTED
And, but, also . . .
A new car!
I DON'T WANNA GET DRAFTED
But that's not all . . .

My-y-y sister don't wanna get drafted
She don't wanna go
My sister don't wanna get drafted
My-y-y sister don't wanna get drafted
She don't wanna go
My sister don't wanna get drafted
NO-OH-WOH-OH-WOh

Wars are really ugly
They're dirty and they're cold
I don't want nobody
To shoot me in the fox hole . . . fox hole

I don't wanna get drafted
I don't wanna get drafted
I don't wanna get drafted
I don't wanna get drafted

Wars are really ugly
They're dirty and they're cold
I don't want nobody
To shoot me in the fox hole . . . fox hole

Aiieeeeeeeee . . . shot in the fox hole
Aiieeeeeeeee . . . shot in the fox hole
Aiieeeeeeeee . . . shot in the fox hole
Aiieeeeeeeee . . . shot in the fox hole

"Leave my nose alone, please . . . "

Records On Which This Song Has Appeared

Singles

• I Don't Wanna Get Drafted (03:10) / I Don't Wanna Get Drafted (03:10) - Frank Zappa (1980)
• I Don't Wanna Get Drafted (03:10) / Ancient Armaments - Frank Zappa (1980)
• I Don't Wanna Get Drafted (03:28) / Dinah-Moe Humm (06:03) / My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama (03:32) - Frank Zappa (1995)