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* [[Playground Psychotics]], included in [[Champagne Lecture]] | * [[Playground Psychotics]], included in [[Champagne Lecture]] | ||
* [[Just Another Band From L.A.]], included in '''Call Any Vegetable''' | * [[Just Another Band From L.A.]], included in '''Call Any Vegetable''' | ||
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| + | * [[Mothermania]], included in '''Call Any Vegetable''' | ||
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==Notes About This Song== | ==Notes About This Song== | ||
Revision as of 11:53, 4 April 2006
Contents
Lyrics
A lot of people don't bother about their friends in the VEGETABLE KINGDOM. They think, "Ah, what can I say? What can a person like myself say to a vegetable?" But the answer is simple, my friends... just call... and tell them how you feel... about MUFFINS, PUMPKINS, WAX PAPER, CALEDONIA, MAHOGANIES, ELBOWS AND GREEN THINGS IN GENERAL... and soon: A NEW RAPPORT! You and your new little green & yellow buddies... grooving together! OH NO! Maintaining your coolness together! Worshipping together in the church of your choice! ONLY IN AMERICA! Woh-oh-oh-ah-agh-h...
Call any vegetable
Call it by name
You gotta call one today
When you get off the train
Call any vegetable
And the chances are good
AR-R-H-R that the vegetable
Will respond to you...
OH NO! Can you see them responding?
The PUMPKIN is breathing hard:
HUFFA PUFFA HUFFA PUFFA etc.
what a pumpkin...
Players On This Song
Records On Which This Song Has Appeared
Singles
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Zappa Albums & Side Projects
- Absolutely Free. Same take on:
- Playground Psychotics, included in Champagne Lecture
- Just Another Band From L.A., included in Call Any Vegetable
- Mothermania, included in Call Any Vegetable
Unauthorized Compilations
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Samplers & Promos
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Special Editions
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Miscellaneous
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Tribute & Cover Albums
-
Notes About This Song
- Soft-Sell Conclusion was originally called "If You Like Chickens".
- includes quotes from God Bless America (Irving Berlin), America The Beautiful (Ward/Bates), Marine's Hymn (trad.) and A Soldier's Tale (Stravinsky - the theme appears at 1:25, right after "the pumpkin is breathing hard".)
