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SOME PEOPLE LIKE LIKE SERIOUS MUSIC EXCLUSIVELY<br> | SOME PEOPLE LIKE LIKE SERIOUS MUSIC EXCLUSIVELY<br> | ||
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AS A SOFA, WITH A DICK<br> | AS A SOFA, WITH A DICK<br> | ||
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BUT IT'S GOTTA BE A DICK...<br> | BUT IT'S GOTTA BE A DICK...<br> | ||
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| − | </ | + | '''THAT'S A MONSTER!!!''' |
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| + | Question? Comments? Complaints? Boredom?<br> | ||
| + | Leave me a message, [[User talk:Fishbrain|here]]! | ||
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| + | VARNING/GUARANTEE: | ||
| + | Zis viki user produces material vich a purely Anglophone community might find offensiff to zeir sprachgefuhl. | ||
| + | If you shult decide to correct ze languitch off zis he-ah viki user, it vill nut be helt against you. | ||
| + | On ze contrary: ve belief zat by doing so, everyvun vill benefit from ze increast quality off ze output. | ||
| + | Ze languitch ant concepts vritten down by ze person in quest-shen are GUARANTEET NUT TO CAUSE ETERNAL SCORN BY | ||
| + | ZE GUY WIZZ ZE MOUSTACHE AND GOATEE, OR OZZER PEOPELS WIZZ WHOM HE CONDUCTET HIS BISSNISS. | ||
Latest revision as of 04:23, 23 December 2007
Once upon a time
Way back a long time ago,
When FZ produced nothing more elaborate than
Synclavier compositions...
... A child was born that would one day
Turn out to be nothing more, nothing less than a fat maroon sofa
Suspended in the midst of peers who knew absolutely nothing about good music
And there He was, Ladies and Gentlemen
Frank Vincent Zappa
And He took a look at the sofa, and He said to Himself:
SOME PEOPLE LIKE LIKE SERIOUS MUSIC EXCLUSIVELY
WHILE I MYSELF SAY
THERE IS NAUGHT, NOR OUGHT THERE BE
NOTHING SO EXALTED ON THE FACE OF GOD'S GREY EARTH
AS A SOFA, WITH A DICK
BUT IT'S GOTTA BE A DICK...
THAT'S A MONSTER!!!
Question? Comments? Complaints? Boredom?
Leave me a message, here!
VARNING/GUARANTEE:
Zis viki user produces material vich a purely Anglophone community might find offensiff to zeir sprachgefuhl.
If you shult decide to correct ze languitch off zis he-ah viki user, it vill nut be helt against you.
On ze contrary: ve belief zat by doing so, everyvun vill benefit from ze increast quality off ze output.
Ze languitch ant concepts vritten down by ze person in quest-shen are GUARANTEET NUT TO CAUSE ETERNAL SCORN BY
ZE GUY WIZZ ZE MOUSTACHE AND GOATEE, OR OZZER PEOPELS WIZZ WHOM HE CONDUCTET HIS BISSNISS.
