User:Fishbrain

Once upon a time
Way back a long time ago,
When FZ produced nothing more elaborate than
Synclavier compositions...

... A child was born that would one day
Turn out to be nothing more, nothing less than a fat maroon sofa
Suspended in the midst of peers who knew absolutely nothing about good music

And there He was, Ladies and Gentlemen
Frank Vincent Zappa
And He took a look at the sofa, and He said to Himself:

SOME PEOPLE LIKE LIKE SERIOUS MUSIC EXCLUSIVELY
WHILE I MYSELF SAY
THERE IS NAUGHT, NOR OUGHT THERE BE
NOTHING SO EXALTED ON THE FACE OF GOD'S GREY EARTH
AS A SOFA, WITH A DICK

BUT IT'S GOTTA BE A DICK...

THAT'S A MONSTER!!!

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