Difference between revisions of "Clowns On Velvet"
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| + | '''THING-FISH:'''<br> | ||
| + | ''Thass right, folks! We talkin' de hypocritical Jeezis-jerknuh parodise dey call Las Vagrus, Nevadruh! QUENTIN done booked in fo some clandestine recreatium wit a semi-deflateable "woman of easy virtue" - since dat be 'bouts de onliest kinda bitch be able to tolerate de muthafucker's hair spray! Bein' jes' like most de other nasty cocksuckers in de Video-Religium Industry, QUENTIN know a good thing when he see one, an dis ugly rubber waitress look to him like a dream come true - specially since his TV wife, Opal, be in de next room drinkin' Jack Daniels 'n puttin' de hurts on some ignint bell-boy.''<br> | ||
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| + | '' 'Ventchlly when all de plookin' 'n thrashin' be done wif, de bell-boy - who turn out to be de illejiminit son o' de video preacher - gwine take a job at a gas statium in New Jersey, an' de blow-up dolly gwine come to life and fall in love wit de junior wimp who's gettin' ready to appear over in de corner deahhh.''<br> | ||
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| + | ''Les' meet de lil' cocksucker now, while he's still young, 'cause, 'fo y'all knows it, he be reachin' adulthood and marry some bitch name RHONDA; 'n, by dat time, he gwine become what dey call an "over-educated shit-head"!''<br> | ||
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==Players On This Song== | ==Players On This Song== | ||
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* [[Steve Vai]] guitar | * [[Steve Vai]] guitar | ||
* [[Ray White]] guitar | * [[Ray White]] guitar | ||
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* [[Ed Mann]] percussion | * [[Ed Mann]] percussion | ||
* [[Chad Wackerman]] drums | * [[Chad Wackerman]] drums | ||
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| + | * Thing-Fish: [[Ike Willis]] | ||
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==Records On Which This Song Has Appeared== | ==Records On Which This Song Has Appeared== | ||
===Zappa Albums=== | ===Zappa Albums=== | ||
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* [[Thing-Fish]] | * [[Thing-Fish]] | ||
===Tributes & Cover Albums=== | ===Tributes & Cover Albums=== | ||
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* [[The Muffin Men]]: [[Muffinz]] as '''Clownz On Velvet''' | * [[The Muffin Men]]: [[Muffinz]] as '''Clownz On Velvet''' | ||
==Notes About This Song== | ==Notes About This Song== | ||
==CC Clues In This Song== | ==CC Clues In This Song== | ||
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| + | *Features the characters [[Quentin Robert DeNameland (CC)]] and [[Opal (CC)]]. | ||
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[[Category:Tracks]] | [[Category:Tracks]] | ||
Revision as of 16:13, 29 November 2007
Contents
Lyrics
THING-FISH:
Thass right, folks! We talkin' de hypocritical Jeezis-jerknuh parodise dey call Las Vagrus, Nevadruh! QUENTIN done booked in fo some clandestine recreatium wit a semi-deflateable "woman of easy virtue" - since dat be 'bouts de onliest kinda bitch be able to tolerate de muthafucker's hair spray! Bein' jes' like most de other nasty cocksuckers in de Video-Religium Industry, QUENTIN know a good thing when he see one, an dis ugly rubber waitress look to him like a dream come true - specially since his TV wife, Opal, be in de next room drinkin' Jack Daniels 'n puttin' de hurts on some ignint bell-boy.
'Ventchlly when all de plookin' 'n thrashin' be done wif, de bell-boy - who turn out to be de illejiminit son o' de video preacher - gwine take a job at a gas statium in New Jersey, an' de blow-up dolly gwine come to life and fall in love wit de junior wimp who's gettin' ready to appear over in de corner deahhh.
Les' meet de lil' cocksucker now, while he's still young, 'cause, 'fo y'all knows it, he be reachin' adulthood and marry some bitch name RHONDA; 'n, by dat time, he gwine become what dey call an "over-educated shit-head"!
Players On This Song
- Steve Vai guitar
- Ray White guitar
- Tommy Mars keyboards
- Bobby Martin keyboards, sax
- Scott Thunes bass
- Ed Mann percussion
- Chad Wackerman drums
- Thing-Fish: Ike Willis
Records On Which This Song Has Appeared
Zappa Albums
Tributes & Cover Albums
- The Muffin Men: Muffinz as Clownz On Velvet
Notes About This Song
CC Clues In This Song
- Features the characters Quentin Robert DeNameland (CC) and Opal (CC).
