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| − | Larry: | + | Larry:<br> |
| − | Hey Hey Hey all you girls in these | + | Hey Hey Hey all you girls in these<br> |
| − | Industrial towns | + | Industrial towns<br> |
| − | I know you're prob'ly gettin' tired | + | I know you're prob'ly gettin' tired<br> |
| − | Of all the local clowns | + | Of all the local clowns<br> |
| − | They never give you no respect | + | They never give you no respect<br> |
| − | They never treat you nice | + | They never treat you nice<br> |
| − | So perhaps you oughta try | + | So perhaps you oughta try<br> |
| − | A little friendly advice | + | A little friendly advice<br> |
| − | And be a CREW SLUT | + | And be a CREW SLUT<br> |
| − | Hey, you'll love it | + | Hey, you'll love it<br> |
| − | Be a CREW SLUT | + | Be a CREW SLUT<br> |
| − | It's a way of life | + | It's a way of life<br> |
| − | Be a CREW SLUT | + | Be a CREW SLUT<br> |
| − | See the world | + | See the world<br> |
| − | Don't make a fuss, just get on the bus | + | Don't make a fuss, just get on the bus<br> |
| − | CREW SLUT | + | CREW SLUT<br> |
| − | Add water makes its own sauce | + | Add water makes its own sauce<br> |
| − | Be a CREW SLUT | + | Be a CREW SLUT<br> |
| − | So you don't forget, call before midnite tonite | + | So you don't forget, call before midnite tonite<br> |
| − | The boys in the crew | + | The boys in the crew<br> |
| − | Are just waiting for you | + | Are just waiting for you<br> |
| − | You never to get move around | + | You never to get move around<br> |
| − | You never go nowhere | + | You never go nowhere<br> |
| − | I know yer prob'ly gettin' tired | + | I know yer prob'ly gettin' tired<br> |
| − | Of all the guys out there | + | Of all the guys out there<br> |
| − | You always wondered what it's like | + | You always wondered what it's like<br> |
| − | To go from place to place | + | To go from place to place<br> |
| − | So, darlin', take a little ride | + | So, darlin', take a little ride<br> |
| − | On the mixer's face | + | On the mixer's face<br> |
| − | Be a CREW SLUT | + | Be a CREW SLUT<br> |
| − | Just follow the magic footprints | + | Just follow the magic footprints<br> |
| − | Be a CREW SLUT | + | Be a CREW SLUT<br> |
| − | Hey, you'll love it! | + | Hey, you'll love it!<br> |
| − | Be a CREW SLUT | + | Be a CREW SLUT<br> |
| − | It's a way of life | + | It's a way of life<br> |
| − | I ain't gonna squash it | + | I ain't gonna squash it<br> |
| − | And you don't need to wash it! | + | And you don't need to wash it!<br> |
| − | CREW SLUT | + | CREW SLUT<br> |
| − | Hey, I'll buy you a pizza | + | Hey, I'll buy you a pizza<br> |
| − | CREW SLUT | + | CREW SLUT<br> |
| − | Of course I'll introduce you to Warren | + | Of course I'll introduce you to Warren<br> |
| − | The boys in the crew | + | The boys in the crew<br> |
| − | Are only waiting for you | + | Are only waiting for you<br> |
At this point, the road crew, as all road crews must from time to time, borrow some of the big rock group's equipment and have a blues jam session, indicating to the kneeling maidens that they are endowed with a great deal of raw talent, as well as massive meat. Obviously impressed with LARRY'S ability to suck so hard on his harmonica that screeching little noises come out of it, MARY kneels again and reaches upward in gestures of supplication, listening intently as LARRY continues to sing... | At this point, the road crew, as all road crews must from time to time, borrow some of the big rock group's equipment and have a blues jam session, indicating to the kneeling maidens that they are endowed with a great deal of raw talent, as well as massive meat. Obviously impressed with LARRY'S ability to suck so hard on his harmonica that screeching little noises come out of it, MARY kneels again and reaches upward in gestures of supplication, listening intently as LARRY continues to sing... | ||
| − | Larry: | + | Larry:<br> |
| − | Well you been to Alabama, girl, | + | Well you been to Alabama, girl,<br> |
| − | 'N' Georgia too | + | 'N' Georgia too<br> |
| − | 'N' all the boys in the crew | + | 'N' all the boys in the crew<br> |
| − | Is bein' good to you | + | Is bein' good to you<br> |
| − | I know yer sayin' to yourself | + | I know yer sayin' to yourself<br> |
| − | 'This is the way to go' | + | 'This is the way to go'<br> |
| − | 'Cause when you need a little extra | + | 'Cause when you need a little extra<br> |
| − | They will give you some mo' | + | They will give you some mo'<br> |
| − | `Cause you're the CREW SLUT | + | `Cause you're the CREW SLUT<br> |
| − | Mary: | + | Mary:<br> |
| − | Eh, hah ha, I'm into leather... | + | Eh, hah ha, I'm into leather...<br> |
| − | Larry: | + | Larry:<br> |
| − | That's good! A lot of the boys in the crew Love leather... | + | That's good! A lot of the boys in the crew Love leather...<br> |
| − | Mary: | + | Mary:<br> |
| − | And rubber... | + | And rubber...<br> |
| − | Larry: | + | Larry:<br> |
| − | Yeh, they like rubber too...shrink-tubing | + | Yeh, they like rubber too...shrink-tubing<br> |
| − | With a hair dryer... | + | With a hair dryer...<br> |
| − | Road Crew Chorus: | + | Road Crew Chorus:<br> |
| − | Trade your spot on the bench | + | Trade your spot on the bench<br> |
| − | For a guy with a wrench | + | For a guy with a wrench<br> |
| − | And be a... | + | And be a...<br> |
| − | Mary: | + | Mary:<br> |
| − | Ha ha ha... | + | Ha ha ha...<br> |
| − | Larry: | + | Larry:<br> |
| − | You like that, huh? | + | You like that, huh?<br> |
| − | I told you you'd love it... | + | I told you you'd love it...<br> |
| − | It's a way of life! | + | It's a way of life!<br> |
| − | Road Crew Chorus: | + | Road Crew Chorus:<br> |
| − | The guys in the crew | + | The guys in the crew<br> |
| − | Have got a present for you! | + | Have got a present for you!<br> |
| − | Ren nah naaah | + | Ren nah naaah<br> |
| − | Ren nah naaah | + | Ren nah naaah<br> |
| − | Ren nah naaah | + | Ren nah naaah<br> |
| − | Mary: | + | Mary:<br> |
| − | A present for me? | + | A present for me?<br> |
| − | Road Crew Chorus: | + | Road Crew Chorus:<br> |
| − | Ren nah naaah | + | Ren nah naaah<br> |
| − | Ren nah naaah | + | Ren nah naaah<br> |
| − | Ren nah naaah | + | Ren nah naaah<br> |
| − | Larry: | + | Larry:<br> |
| − | Hmmm, we got a present for you! | + | Hmmm, we got a present for you!<br> |
| − | Road Crew Chorus: | + | Road Crew Chorus:<br> |
| − | Ren nah naaah | + | Ren nah naaah<br> |
| − | Ren nah naaah | + | Ren nah naaah<br> |
| − | Ren nah naaah | + | Ren nah naaah<br> |
| − | Mary: | + | Mary:<br> |
| − | Whaddya got? | + | Whaddya got?<br> |
| − | Road Crew Chorus: | + | Road Crew Chorus:<br> |
| − | Ren nah naaah | + | Ren nah naaah<br> |
| − | Mary: | + | Mary:<br> |
| − | Whaddya gonna give me? | + | Whaddya gonna give me?<br> |
| − | Road Crew Chorus: | + | Road Crew Chorus:<br> |
| − | Ren nah naaah | + | Ren nah naaah<br> |
| − | Ren nah naaah | + | Ren nah naaah<br> |
| − | Larry: | + | Larry:<br> |
| − | It looks just like a Telefunken U-47 | + | It looks just like a Telefunken U-47<br> |
| − | You'll love it... | + | You'll love it...<br> |
| − | Mary: | + | Mary:<br> |
| − | With Leather? | + | With Leather?<br> |
| − | Central Scrutinizer: | + | Central Scrutinizer:<br> |
| − | Eh errr, eh eh...This is,eh, the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER again... | + | Eh errr, eh eh...This is,eh, the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER again...<br> |
| − | And so Mary was enticed away from Joe | + | And so Mary was enticed away from Joe<br> |
| − | By an evil barbarian with a wrench in his pocket | + | By an evil barbarian with a wrench in his pocket<br> |
| − | Lured into a life of SLEAZERY | + | Lured into a life of SLEAZERY<br> |
| − | With the entire road crew of some | + | With the entire road crew of some<br> |
| − | Famous Rock Group | + | Famous Rock Group<br> |
| − | (I don't know whether it was really Toad-O or not | + | (I don't know whether it was really Toad-O or not<br> |
| − | ...I don't know... I'll check it out) | + | ...I don't know... I'll check it out)<br> |
| − | Again we see | + | Again we see<br> |
| − | MUSIC | + | MUSIC<br> |
| − | Causing | + | Causing<br> |
BIG TROUBLE! | BIG TROUBLE! | ||
Revision as of 03:51, 4 April 2007
Contents
Lyrics
Larry:
Hey Hey Hey all you girls in these
Industrial towns
I know you're prob'ly gettin' tired
Of all the local clowns
They never give you no respect
They never treat you nice
So perhaps you oughta try
A little friendly advice
And be a CREW SLUT
Hey, you'll love it
Be a CREW SLUT
It's a way of life
Be a CREW SLUT
See the world
Don't make a fuss, just get on the bus
CREW SLUT
Add water makes its own sauce
Be a CREW SLUT
So you don't forget, call before midnite tonite
The boys in the crew
Are just waiting for you
You never to get move around
You never go nowhere
I know yer prob'ly gettin' tired
Of all the guys out there
You always wondered what it's like
To go from place to place
So, darlin', take a little ride
On the mixer's face
Be a CREW SLUT
Just follow the magic footprints
Be a CREW SLUT
Hey, you'll love it!
Be a CREW SLUT
It's a way of life
I ain't gonna squash it
And you don't need to wash it!
CREW SLUT
Hey, I'll buy you a pizza
CREW SLUT
Of course I'll introduce you to Warren
The boys in the crew
Are only waiting for you
At this point, the road crew, as all road crews must from time to time, borrow some of the big rock group's equipment and have a blues jam session, indicating to the kneeling maidens that they are endowed with a great deal of raw talent, as well as massive meat. Obviously impressed with LARRY'S ability to suck so hard on his harmonica that screeching little noises come out of it, MARY kneels again and reaches upward in gestures of supplication, listening intently as LARRY continues to sing...
Larry:
Well you been to Alabama, girl,
'N' Georgia too
'N' all the boys in the crew
Is bein' good to you
I know yer sayin' to yourself
'This is the way to go'
'Cause when you need a little extra
They will give you some mo'
`Cause you're the CREW SLUT
Mary:
Eh, hah ha, I'm into leather...
Larry:
That's good! A lot of the boys in the crew Love leather...
Mary:
And rubber...
Larry:
Yeh, they like rubber too...shrink-tubing
With a hair dryer...
Road Crew Chorus:
Trade your spot on the bench
For a guy with a wrench
And be a...
Mary:
Ha ha ha...
Larry:
You like that, huh?
I told you you'd love it...
It's a way of life!
Road Crew Chorus:
The guys in the crew
Have got a present for you!
Ren nah naaah
Ren nah naaah
Ren nah naaah
Mary:
A present for me?
Road Crew Chorus:
Ren nah naaah
Ren nah naaah
Ren nah naaah
Larry:
Hmmm, we got a present for you!
Road Crew Chorus:
Ren nah naaah
Ren nah naaah
Ren nah naaah
Mary:
Whaddya got?
Road Crew Chorus:
Ren nah naaah
Mary:
Whaddya gonna give me?
Road Crew Chorus:
Ren nah naaah
Ren nah naaah
Larry:
It looks just like a Telefunken U-47
You'll love it...
Mary:
With Leather?
Central Scrutinizer:
Eh errr, eh eh...This is,eh, the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER again...
And so Mary was enticed away from Joe
By an evil barbarian with a wrench in his pocket
Lured into a life of SLEAZERY
With the entire road crew of some
Famous Rock Group
(I don't know whether it was really Toad-O or not
...I don't know... I'll check it out)
Again we see
MUSIC
Causing
BIG TROUBLE!
