Z-Pack - Letter to the President - Revision history

Jason.Kreitzer at 17:57, 21 September 2021

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Jason.Kreitzer at 20:16, 14 September 2021

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Duncan: Jackson re-linked

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Jackson re-linked

Jason.Kreitzer at 21:50, 21 July 2021

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Jason.Kreitzer at 01:47, 20 July 2021

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Spider of Destiny at 20:51, 19 November 2020

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Cassandraleo at 06:05, 30 December 2010

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Spider of Destiny at 18:44, 29 December 2010

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Spider of Destiny at 18:44, 29 December 2010

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Propellerkuh at 13:13, 9 February 2007

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 It was a sad day for composers, performers and record retailers when the major labels agreed to the first of PMRC's absurd demands.
-Why did they agree? The record industry bills ([[H.R. 3163]] and [[H.R. 2911]]) regarding tape royalties and piracy must pass through [[Strom Thurmond|Senator Thurmond]]'s Committee. With Mrs. Thurmond a member of PMRC, the industry was hardly in a position to express their true feelings on the matter. After broad hints of 'legislative strangulation', the major labels attempted a comprise. "Not GOOD enough!" said the Washington Wives, pressing for legislation to control "satanistic or occult content".
+Why did they agree? The record industry bills ([https://www.congress.gov/bill/99th-congress/house-bill/3163 H.R. 3163] and [[H.R. 2911]]) regarding tape royalties and piracy must pass through [[Strom Thurmond|Senator Thurmond]]'s Committee. With Mrs. Thurmond a member of PMRC, the industry was hardly in a position to express their true feelings on the matter. After broad hints of 'legislative strangulation', the major labels attempted a comprise. "Not GOOD enough!" said the Washington Wives, pressing for legislation to control "satanistic or occult content".
 A composer or performer stigmatized by the "O" rating winds up on the Ultimate Blacklist. All it might take is a song with a reference to someone's astrological sign. What legal hazards lurk then for the unfortunate retailer who sells "O" rated records? If he sells one to somebody he's not supposed to, does he get the red-hot tweezers or what?

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 If, as they suggest, hearing a certain type of music can cause UNWANTED BEHAVIOR, then anyone who has heard a [[The Beatles|Beatles]] or a [[Wikipedia:The Beach Boys|Beachboys]] record is in danger. Those were [[wikipedia:Charles Manson|Charles Manson's]] favorite groups.
-[[Richard Wagner|Wagner's]] influence on [[Adolf Hitler|Hitler]] is well documented. Shouldn't the PMRC consider a big red "M" for those classical works favored by Megalomaniacs? What if statistics become available showing a marked preference for [[Wayne Newton]] and [[Barry Manilow]] among convicted white-collar felons?
+[[Richard Wagner|Wagner's]] influence on [[Adolf Hitler|Hitler]] is well documented. Shouldn't the PMRC consider a big red "M" for those classical works favored by Megalomaniacs? What if statistics become available showing a marked preference for [[Wikipedia:Wayne Newton|Wayne Newton]] and [[Wikipedia:Barry Manilow|Barry Manilow]] among convicted white-collar felons?
 Fundamentalist Christianity is not a State Religion. The PMRC's request for labels regarding sexually explicit lyrics, violence, drugs, alcohol, and occult content reads like a catalog of phenomena abhorrent to practitioners of that faith. Is the PMRC aware of the Muslim affiliations of some black performers? If they should suddenly decide to record lyrics advocating the violent overthrow of America in the name of Allah, will the PMRC's labels deter a nation of semi-literates from learning an exciting new dance called 'The Funky Jihad'? Will the PMRC wish they had used the big red "M" to warn of Muslim Content?

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 Those involved in this sort of 'connubial insider trading', if not subject to prosecution under existing law, ought to be disciplined by their peers...or perhaps they should take their own medicine and VOLUNTARILY RATE THEMSELVES. It shouldn't be too hard to determine who deserves the Congressional "X", the Congressional "D/A", or the Congressional "V". It's hard to imagine a Congressional "O", but there must be a few on somebody's committee.
-The PMRC loudly decries the label of censorship when it is applied to their plan. [[Jesse Jackson]] reminded [[Jerry Falwell]] in a recent [[wikipedia:CNN|CNN]] debate that "You do not judge a tree by the bark it wears, but by the fruit it bears..."
+The PMRC loudly decries the label of censorship when it is applied to their plan. [[Rhymin'_Man#Notes_About_This_Song|Jesse Jackson]] reminded [[Jerry Falwell]] in a recent [[wikipedia:CNN|CNN]] debate that "You do not judge a tree by the bark it wears, but by the fruit it bears..."
 Mr. President, if you are not serious about getting government off our backs, could you at leas t do something about getting it out of our nostrils? There seems to be a lethal cloud of brimstone and mildewed bunting rising form the Senate floor.

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 Even though I strongly disagree with many administration Policies, I have never doubted that your personal views on Basic Constitution are sincere.
-I would like to know your opinion of the record censorship program sponsored by the [[PMRC]], an organization involving the wives fo [''[[wikipedia:Sic|sic]]''] elected governmental officials. Do you asupport [''[[wikipedia:Sic|sic]]''] this effort? If so, have you considered the basic issue of fairness when a pet project, likely to result in legislative action that will restrain and affect the lives of millions of Americans, is promoted by the spouse of an elected official and rushed to a Senate hearing while important national business waits in the wings? Is it fair that people not fortunate enough to be married to a D.C. Superstar have to keep their mouths shut while 'THE WASHINGTON WIVES' diddle with the legislative machinery?
+I would like to know your opinion of the record censorship program sponsored by the [[Parents Music Resource Center|PMRC]], an organization involving the wives fo [''[[wikipedia:Sic|sic]]''] elected governmental officials. Do you asupport [''[[wikipedia:Sic|sic]]''] this effort? If so, have you considered the basic issue of fairness when a pet project, likely to result in legislative action that will restrain and affect the lives of millions of Americans, is promoted by the spouse of an elected official and rushed to a Senate hearing while important national business waits in the wings? Is it fair that people not fortunate enough to be married to a D.C. Superstar have to keep their mouths shut while 'THE WASHINGTON WIVES' diddle with the legislative machinery?
-The [[PMRC]] is an unlicensed lobbying group, comporting itself outrageously. While threatening an entire industry with the wrath of their husbands' powerful commitees, they blithely spew frogwash and innuendo with the assistance of an utterly captivated media. When the [[PMRC]]'s proposal leaps to a full commitee hearing September 19th, an unfortunate precedent will be set.
+The PMRC is an unlicensed lobbying group, comporting itself outrageously. While threatening an entire industry with the wrath of their husbands' powerful commitees, they blithely spew frogwash and innuendo with the assistance of an utterly captivated media. When the PMRC's proposal leaps to a full commitee hearing September 19th, an unfortunate precedent will be set.
-If you support the [[PMRC]] (or the NMRC or any other fundamental Pressure Groups) in their efforts to perpetuate the myth that SEX EQUALS SIN, you will help to intitutionalize the neurotic misconception that keeps pornographers in business.
+If you support the PMRC (or the NMRC or any other fundamental Pressure Groups) in their efforts to perpetuate the myth that SEX EQUALS SIN, you will help to intitutionalize the neurotic misconception that keeps pornographers in business.
-By attempting to remove all references to sexuality from media consumed by young people, the [[PMRC]] contrary to its stated goals, will create an atmosphere that benefits the child molester, not the child.
+By attempting to remove all references to sexuality from media consumed by young people, the PMRC ontrary to its stated goals, will create an atmosphere that benefits the child molester, not the child.
 In a nation where deranged  pressure groups fight for the removal of sexual education from public schools, and parents know so little about sex that they have to call [[Dr. Ruth]] on TV for answers to rudimentary anatomical questions, it would seem infinitely more responsible for these esteemed wives and mothers to demand a full-scale Congressional demystification of the subject.
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 Are we headed toward a time when descriptions of sexual behaviour in entertainment media can be obtained only by employing a lawyer to petition under the [[wikipedia:Freedom of information legislation|Freedom Of Information Act]]? Must all sexual practices in the United States be tested and approved by [[wikipedia:Moral Majority|The Moral Majority]]? When they test them, do we get to watch?
-Assuming, for argument's sake, that the basic premise of the [[PMRC]]'s effort is to shield people in a certain age bracket from exposure to various forms of UNDESIRABLE INFORMATION, the proposition is grossly inequitable since it singles out Rock Music as the villain.
+Assuming, for argument's sake, that the basic premise of the PMRC's effort is to shield people in a certain age bracket from exposure to various forms of UNDESIRABLE INFORMATION, the proposition is grossly inequitable since it singles out Rock Music as the villain.
-Country Music contains references to sex, violence, alcohol and the devil, yet the [[PMRC]] is not requesting a warning label on THESE records. Could it be that a certain Senatorial husband and wife team from Tennessee has concocted this issue as an affirmative action program to benefit the suffering multitudes in Nashville? Surely there are other ways to protect this vital source of Tennessee state revenue.
+Country Music contains references to sex, violence, alcohol and the devil, yet the PMRC is not requesting a warning label on THESE records. Could it be that a certain Senatorial husband and wife team from Tennessee has concocted this issue as an affirmative action program to benefit the suffering multitudes in Nashville? Surely there are other ways to protect this vital source of Tennessee state revenue.
-Is there anyone in the [[PMRC]] who can differentiate infallibly between rock and country music? Artists in both fields have crossed stylistic lines, even within an individual album. If an album is part rock, part country, what sort of label does it get? Is this determination to be made according to the state in which the material was recorded?
+Is there anyone in the PMRC who can differentiate infallibly between rock and country music? Artists in both fields have crossed stylistic lines, even within an individual album. If an album is part rock, part country, what sort of label does it get? Is this determination to be made according to the state in which the material was recorded?
-The [[PMRC]] wants ratings to start as of the date of their enactment. What will be the status of those recordings remaining from the Golden Era prior to censorship? Do they become collector's items ... or will the government order them burned in a public ceremony, somewhere in Virginia?
+The PMRC wants ratings to start as of the date of their enactment. What will be the status of those recordings remaining from the Golden Era prior to censorship? Do they become collector's items ... or will the government order them burned in a public ceremony, somewhere in Virginia?
 If, as they suggest, hearing a certain type of music can cause UNWANTED BEHAVIOR, then anyone who has heard a [[The Beatles|Beatles]] or a [[Wikipedia:The Beach Boys|Beachboys]] record is in danger. Those were [[wikipedia:Charles Manson|Charles Manson's]] favorite groups.
-[[Richard Wagner|Wagner's]] influence on [[Adolf Hitler|Hitler]] is well documented. Shouldn't the [[PMRC]] consider a big red "M" for those classical works favored by Megalomaniacs? What if statistics become available showing a marked preference for [[Wayne Newton]] and [[Barry Manilow]] among convicted white-collar felons?
+[[Richard Wagner|Wagner's]] influence on [[Adolf Hitler|Hitler]] is well documented. Shouldn't the PMRC consider a big red "M" for those classical works favored by Megalomaniacs? What if statistics become available showing a marked preference for [[Wayne Newton]] and [[Barry Manilow]] among convicted white-collar felons?
-Fundamentalist Christianity is not a State Religion. The [[PMRC]]'s request for labels regarding sexually explicit lyrics, violence, drugs, alcohol, and occult content reads like a catalog of phenomena abhorrent to practitioners of that faith. Is the [[PMRC]] aware of the Muslim affiliations of some black performers? If they should suddenly decide to record lyrics advocating the violent overthrow of America in the name of Allah, will the [[PMRC]]'s labels deter a nation of semi-literates from learning an exciting new dance called 'The Funky Jihad'? Will the [[PMRC]] wish they had used the big red "M" to warn of Muslim Content?
+Fundamentalist Christianity is not a State Religion. The PMRC's request for labels regarding sexually explicit lyrics, violence, drugs, alcohol, and occult content reads like a catalog of phenomena abhorrent to practitioners of that faith. Is the PMRC aware of the Muslim affiliations of some black performers? If they should suddenly decide to record lyrics advocating the violent overthrow of America in the name of Allah, will the PMRC's labels deter a nation of semi-literates from learning an exciting new dance called 'The Funky Jihad'? Will the PMRC wish they had used the big red "M" to warn of Muslim Content?
 The establishment of a rating system, voluntary or otherwise, sets the stage for an endless series of 'control programs' based on 'Things Certain Christians Don't Like'. What if the next bunch of Washington Wives demands a large yellow "J" on all material written or performed by Jews, in order to save helpless children from exposure to 'concealed Zionist doctrine'? How long will it take till somebody else's wife demands that composers and performers wear a Special Arm Band at all times in public, reflecting the stigma of their category rating?
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 Should the individual musicians be rated? If so, who is qualified to determine if the BASS PLAYER behaves like an "O", the GUITAR PLAYER behaves like an "X", the VOCALIST behaves like a "D/A", or the DRUMMER behaves like a "V"? Will unscrupulous performers voluntarily rate themselves "B/A" (Born Again), in order to protect their careers and differentiate themselves from the rest of the Stigmatized Scum when they shoot the next "Let's Go Pretend To Feed Somebody" video?
-It was a sad day for composers, performers and record retailers when the major labels agreed to the first of [[PMRC]]'s absurd demands.
+It was a sad day for composers, performers and record retailers when the major labels agreed to the first of PMRC's absurd demands.
-Why did they agree? The record industry bills ([[H.R. 3163]] and [[H.R. 2911]]) regarding tape royalties and piracy must pass through [[Strom Thurmond|Senator Thurmond]]'s Committee. With Mrs. Thurmond a member of [[PMRC]], the industry was hardly in a position to express their true feelings on the matter. After broad hints of 'legislative strangulation', the major labels attempted a comprise. "Not GOOD enough!" said the Washington Wives, pressing for legislation to control "satanistic or occult content".
+Why did they agree? The record industry bills ([[H.R. 3163]] and [[H.R. 2911]]) regarding tape royalties and piracy must pass through [[Strom Thurmond|Senator Thurmond]]'s Committee. With Mrs. Thurmond a member of PMRC, the industry was hardly in a position to express their true feelings on the matter. After broad hints of 'legislative strangulation', the major labels attempted a comprise. "Not GOOD enough!" said the Washington Wives, pressing for legislation to control "satanistic or occult content".
 A composer or performer stigmatized by the "O" rating winds up on the Ultimate Blacklist. All it might take is a song with a reference to someone's astrological sign. What legal hazards lurk then for the unfortunate retailer who sells "O" rated records? If he sells one to somebody he's not supposed to, does he get the red-hot tweezers or what?
-The [[PMRC]]'s program protects country musicians, not children. It is mechanically unworkable from a listening/rating standpoint, considering the quantity of recorded material released each year. If enacted, American Musical Culture will become a hostage in the Beige Zone, somewhere between the [[wikipedia:Salem witch trials|Salem Witchcraft Trials]] and [[Joseph McCarthy|The McCarthy Era.]]
+The PMRC's program protects country musicians, not children. It is mechanically unworkable from a listening/rating standpoint, considering the quantity of recorded material released each year. If enacted, American Musical Culture will become a hostage in the Beige Zone, somewhere between the [[wikipedia:Salem witch trials|Salem Witchcraft Trials]] and [[Joseph McCarthy|The McCarthy Era.]]
-Bad facts make bad law, and people who write bad laws are, in my opinion, more dangerous than songwriters who celebrate sexuality. The facts simply do not support the [[PMRC]]'s outlandish claims. This is more than a [[wikipedia:First Amendment to the United States Constitution|First Amendment]] Issue. Freedom of religious thought (if this matter produces legislation determining what is 'occult'), the right to assemble (if these idiotic ratings extend to live concerts), and the right to due process for composers, performers and retailers (if the major labels proceed with 'album identification', in violation of existing contracts) are all jeopardized by [[PMRC]]'s demands.
+Bad facts make bad law, and people who write bad laws are, in my opinion, more dangerous than songwriters who celebrate sexuality. The facts simply do not support the PMRC's outlandish claims. This is more than a [[wikipedia:First Amendment to the United States Constitution|First Amendment]] Issue. Freedom of religious thought (if this matter produces legislation determining what is 'occult'), the right to assemble (if these idiotic ratings extend to live concerts), and the right to due process for composers, performers and retailers (if the major labels proceed with 'album identification', in violation of existing contracts) are all jeopardized by PMRC's demands.
 I submit that elected officials have a spiritual and fiduciary duty to their constituents that takes precedent over the whims of their spouses. How many other costly and ill-conceived governmental programs have been generated in this manner and dumped onto the shoulders of American Business?
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 Those involved in this sort of 'connubial insider trading', if not subject to prosecution under existing law, ought to be disciplined by their peers...or perhaps they should take their own medicine and VOLUNTARILY RATE THEMSELVES. It shouldn't be too hard to determine who deserves the Congressional "X", the Congressional "D/A", or the Congressional "V". It's hard to imagine a Congressional "O", but there must be a few on somebody's committee.
-The [[PMRC]] loudly decries the label of censorship when it is applied to their plan. [[Jesse Jackson]] reminded [[Jerry Falwell]] in a recent [[wikipedia:CNN|CNN]] debate that "You do not judge a tree by the bark it wears, but by the fruit it bears..."
+The PMRC loudly decries the label of censorship when it is applied to their plan. [[Jesse Jackson]] reminded [[Jerry Falwell]] in a recent [[wikipedia:CNN|CNN]] debate that "You do not judge a tree by the bark it wears, but by the fruit it bears..."
 Mr. President, if you are not serious about getting government off our backs, could you at leas t do something about getting it out of our nostrils? There seems to be a lethal cloud of brimstone and mildewed bunting rising form the Senate floor.

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+[[Biography|FRANK ZAPPA]]<br>
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 The [[PMRC]] wants ratings to start as of the date of their enactment. What will be the status of those recordings remaining from the Golden Era prior to censorship? Do they become collector's items ... or will the government order them burned in a public ceremony, somewhere in Virginia?
-If, as they suggest, hearing a certain type of music can cause UNWANTED BEHAVIOR, then anyone who has heard a [[The Beatles|Beatles]] or a [[Beach Boys|Beachboys]] record is in danger. Those were [[wikipedia:Charles Manson|Charles Manson's]] favorite groups.
+If, as they suggest, hearing a certain type of music can cause UNWANTED BEHAVIOR, then anyone who has heard a [[The Beatles|Beatles]] or a [[Wikipedia:The Beach Boys|Beachboys]] record is in danger. Those were [[wikipedia:Charles Manson|Charles Manson's]] favorite groups.
 [[Richard Wagner|Wagner's]] influence on [[Adolf Hitler|Hitler]] is well documented. Shouldn't the [[PMRC]] consider a big red "M" for those classical works favored by Megalomaniacs? What if statistics become available showing a marked preference for [[Wayne Newton]] and [[Barry Manilow]] among convicted white-collar felons?

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