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<BR>I work all day<br />
<BR>At a real dull job<br />
<BR>Just t'make a few bucks<br />
<BR>To get loaded on the weekend<br />
<br />
<BR>I work all day<br />
<BR>At a real dull job<br />
<BR>Just t'make a few bucks<br />
<BR>To get loaded on the weekend<br />
<br />
<BR>To buy some [[The Beatles|Beatle]] records<br />
<BR>And The [[Led Zeppelin]]<br />
<BR>A bunch of jivey clothes<br />
<BR>And a car to cruise around in<br />
<br />
<BR>spoken:<br />
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<BR>Bring the band on down behind me boys . . .<br />
<BR>Lemme tell you people<br />
<BR>One time I came home<br />
<BR>I walked in the door<br />
<BR>I looked around for my old lady<br />
<BR>She's hot<br />
<BR>She's a real hot girl<br />
<BR>Real groovy & everything<br />
<BR>We been shackin' up for three weeks<br />
<BR>Just like paradise<br />
<br />
<BR>Doot Doot Doot<br />
<BR>Doo-wow<br />
<BR>Par-o-dise now<br />
<BR>Doot Doot Doot<br />
<BR>Doo-wow<br />
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<BR>spoken:<br />
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<BR>Well, I'm a little late getting' home, you see<br />
<BR>I stopped to get a bunch of beer<br />
<BR>On my way home from the airport<br />
<BR>That's where I work, you see<br />
<BR>I'm a customs inspector at the airport<br />
<BR>Eight hours a day<br />
<BR>Me & my specially trained<br />
<BR>Semi-vicious dog<br />
<BR>Checkin' all the rock & roll creeps & dope fiends<br />
<BR>T'see if they're try'na sneak any mind-expanding chemicals<br />
<BR>Or stuff like that<br />
<BR>Into our great nation<br />
<br />
<BR>Doot Doot Doot<br />
<BR>Doo-wow<br />
<BR>Par-o-dise now<br />
<BR>Doot Doot Doot<br />
<BR>Doo-wow<br />
<br />
<BR>[35.]<br />
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<BR>(2)<br />
<br />
<BR>spoken:<br />
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<BR>This dog I got that works with me down there<br />
<BR>Is real outa site<br />
<BR>The government trained him & a bunch more<br />
<BR>To go totally ape-shit from the smell of marijuana<br />
<BR>Or especially hash<br />
<BR>Fuckin' dog goes berserk over hash<br />
<BR>That's that stuff them English rock & roll guys get off on<br />
<BR>If my dog (Babbette we call her)<br />
<BR>If Babbette smells any hash<br />
<BR>She goes gnarlin' right in there<br />
<BR>Chews on the suitcase or duffle bag or whatever<br />
<BR>With a fury known only to other dogs who have been trained<br />
<BR>To eat a big suitcase<br />
<BR>(There was a picture of one of 'em in last month's Life Magazine<br />
<br />
<BR>Anyway<br />
<BR>The minute I see Babbette<br />
<BR>Gnarlin' on a suitcase<br />
<BR>I push a secret button under the bench<br />
<BR>So Fred & Charlie come over and drag the sonofabitch away<br />
<BR>Black card & all<br />
<br />
<BR>If you get a black card when you're<br />
<BR>Goin' through Customs<br />
<BR>The guy at the bench makes out a paper on you<br />
<BR>Another one tries<br />
<BR>To look at your eyes<br />
<BR>While the undercover dudes<br />
<BR>All watch what you do<br />
<br />
<BR>Doot Doot Doot<br />
<BR>Doo-wow<br />
<BR>Par-o-dise now<br />
<BR>Doot Doot Doot<br />
<BR>Doo-wow<br />
<br />
<BR>Doot Doot Doot<br />
<BR>Doo-wow<br />
<BR>Par-o-dise now<br />
<BR>Doot Doot Doot<br />
<BR>Doo-wow<br />
<br />
<BR>I work all day<br />
<BR>At a real dull job<br />
<BR>Just t'make a few bucks<br />
<BR>To get loaded on the weekend<br />
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<BR>[36.]<br />
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<BR>(3)<br />
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<BR>spoken:<br />
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<BR>So I get home, see<br />
<BR>I got the beer & I'm lookin' all around the house<br />
<BR>For my fine old lady<br />
<BR>Her name is Sharleena<br />
<BR>Spells it S-H-A-R-L-E-E-N-A<br />
<BR>It's sort of an Okie-type name<br />
<BR>I known her for ten years<br />
<BR>Ever since high school<br />
<BR>When she used to work on the year book<br />
<BR>She was so fine & smart<br />
<BR>Could spell good & everything<br />
<BR>I been secretly in love with her for long as I can remember<br />
<BR>I didn't care if she had an Okie name<br />
<BR>Her tits were real big<br />
<BR>With angora<br />
<BR>A mint green angora sweater on<br />
<BR>Gives me a boner even to reflect on it<br />
<BR>(That's why I like The Led Zeppelin . . .<br />
<BR>Gives me a boner too . . . some of their songs<br />
<BR>Are even about getting' boners)<br />
<br />
<BR>So I get home, see<br />
<BR>I got the beer & I got a boner<br />
<BR>But my Sharleena . . .<br />
<BR>Who I just work up the nerve three weeks ago<br />
<BR>To ask her to shack up with me . . .<br />
<BR>After ten years of secret, hot, beating off,<br />
<BR>Anonymous love . . .<br />
<BR>I get home<br />
<BR>And Sharleena is gone<br />
<BR>She is nowhere around . . .<br />
<br />
<BR>And even though I'm a strong man . . .<br />
<BR>Even though I work for<br />
<BR>The Government<br />
<BR>I broke down<br />
<BR>And cried . . .<br />
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==Note==<br />
*Written for the ''[[200 Motels (The Film)|200 Motels]]'' movie but ultimately was not included.<br />
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==CC Clues==<br />
*[[Beer]]<br />
*[[Drugs|Drug]]-sniffing [[Dogs|Dog]] named [[Babbette]]<br />
*[[United Kingdom]]: ''"That's that stuff them English rock & roll guys get off on"''<br />
*The girlfriend is named [[Sharleena]]<br />
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