The Poodle Lecture - Revision history

Jason.Kreitzer at 15:27, 9 December 2021

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Jason.Kreitzer at 00:47, 18 July 2021

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Jason.Kreitzer at 00:46, 18 July 2021

2021-07-18T00:46:42Z

The Man From Utopia at 16:38, 26 January 2018

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Spider of Destiny at 14:24, 27 May 2011

2011-05-27T14:24:13Z

Spider of Destiny: /* CC Clues In This Song */

2010-12-05T15:38:58Z

CC Clues In This Song

Emdebe: /* Zappa Albums */

2010-12-01T17:42:28Z

Zappa Albums

RodJenson: /* Records On Which This Song Has Appeared */

2010-11-30T02:23:29Z

Records On Which This Song Has Appeared

Propellerkuh: /* Lyrics */

2008-02-06T11:32:13Z

Lyrics

Propellerkuh: /* Lyrics */

2008-02-06T11:28:12Z

Lyrics

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 ==Lyrics==
 '''FZ:<br>
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 * [[You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore Vol. 6]] (1992)
 * [[Halloween 77]]
 ===Bootleg Recordings===

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 The WO-MAN has always been much smarter than the MAN, you know this is true. And so it was since the beginning of time. The MAN would do anything to get some pussy. And that's why the WO-MAN always had control over him.
-In the beginning the WO-MAN looked the MAN directly into the eye and said: "I tell you what, why don't you go get a job because I could use a few nice things around the house. Mainly what I need is a clipper, a scissors, and a pair of [[Tweezers (CC)|zircon encrusted tweezers]]." (Thank you very much.)
+In the beginning the WO-MAN looked the MAN directly into the eye and said: "I tell you what, why don't you go get a job because I could use a few nice things around the house. Mainly what I need is a clipper, a scissors, and a pair of [[Tweezers|zircon encrusted tweezers]]." (Thank you very much.)
 And of course the MAN did his duty as they say in the trade. He went out and he got a goddamn job. Went out and pushed that broom around for about a dollar-2.98 an hour, brought his money back to the garden of Eden and gave that money to the WO-MAN.

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 ==Notes About This Song==
 ==CC Clues In This Song==
-Mentions [[Tweezers (CC)|zircon encrusted tweezers]]
+Mentions [[Tweezers|zircon encrusted tweezers]]
-[[Category:Tracks|Poodle Lecture, The]]
+[[Category:Tracks|Poodle Lecture]]
-[[Category:Tracks with sexual topics|Poodle Lecture, The]]
+[[Category:Tracks with sexual topics|Poodle Lecture]]
-[[Category:Spoken word tracks|Poodle Lecture, The]]
+[[Category:Spoken word tracks|Poodle Lecture]]

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 * [[FZ:OZ]] (2002)
 * [[You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore Vol. 6]] (1992)
 ===Bootleg Recordings===

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 ==Records On Which This Song Has Appeared==
 ===Zappa Albums===
-* [[Philly '76]]
+* [[Philly '76]] (2009)
 ===Bootleg Recordings===
 * [[An Evening In Detroit]]

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 ==Lyrics==
-FZ:
+'''FZ:<br>
-In the beginning God made 'the light.' Shortly thereafter God made three big
+Anyway listen, check this out. The poodle used to look good, you know the regular dogs that used to hang out in the neighbourhood looked at the poodle, didn't think anything of it. You know, they didn't use to make fun of it in the olden days. But the WO-MAN, as you know, has always been much smarter than the MAN.
 You're the best!
-FZ:
+'''FZ:<br>
 That stuff is very bad for you, throw it away, okay. Now you're interrupting my story, now listen ... What is that? Is that the Tower of Power or what? Oh no no, it's one of those dope fiend devices, take it away. Now listen:
-The WO-MAN has always been much smarter than the MAN, you know this is true.
+The WO-MAN has always been much smarter than the MAN, you know this is true. And so it was since the beginning of time. The MAN would do anything to get some pussy. And that's why the WO-MAN always had control over him.
-In the beginning the WO-MAN looked the MAN directly into the eye and said: "I
+In the beginning the WO-MAN looked the MAN directly into the eye and said: "I tell you what, why don't you go get a job because I could use a few nice things around the house. Mainly what I need is a clipper, a scissors, and a pair of [[Tweezers (CC)|zircon encrusted tweezers]]." (Thank you very much.)
-And of course the MAN did his duty as they say in the trade. He went out and he
+And of course the MAN did his duty as they say in the trade. He went out and he got a goddamn job. Went out and pushed that broom around for about a dollar-2.98 an hour, brought his money back to the garden of Eden and gave that money to the WO-MAN.
-The WO-MAN ran out the back door of the garden of Eden, went directly to the
+The WO-MAN ran out the back door of the garden of Eden, went directly to the hardware store, got the clippers, the scissors and the zircon encrusted tweezers and came back and, while the MAN was very tired from having his job, while he was sleeping, the WO-MAN got a hold of the POODLE. Because the WO-MAN had noticed earlier that the length and proportion of the poodle oral appendage, the tongue of the dog in other words, ladies and gentlemen, was very much to her liking, except that this dog had too goddamn much hair on it. It didn't have the disco look that's so popular nowadays.
-And so the WO-MAN sat out to modify the aforementioned dog. Let me get a little
+And so the WO-MAN sat out to modify the aforementioned dog. Let me get a little uh, visual aid ...
-Now she took the dog and she cleaned it up a little bit. You see, she took a
+Now she took the dog and she cleaned it up a little bit. You see, she took a little bit of the back-part here, around the neck, the thorax, the tootsies. Got all of the unwanted extranious material off this area which we shall call Burbank. Then she set the little sucker up like this, really nice, got his mouth set up like that. And squatted right ON HIM. Looking down into the dog's eyes. She looked down into the dog's eyes, do you know what she said to the dog? She said:
 ==Players On This Song==