http://wiki.killuglyradio.com/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=The_Pleated_GazelleThe Pleated Gazelle - Revision history2026-04-18T15:51:03ZRevision history for this page on the wikiMediaWiki 1.34.2http://wiki.killuglyradio.com/index.php?title=The_Pleated_Gazelle&diff=54321&oldid=prevJason.Kreitzer: Created page with "<br>Frank <br>ONE NIGHT I COULDN'T GET ANY ACTION AFTER THE CONCERT . . . <br>I WENT BACK TO THE HOTEL BY MYSELF <br>I MADE SOME INSTANT COFFEE AND I TOOK OUT THE MUSIC I'D..."2021-10-11T16:53:43Z<p>Created page with "<br>Frank <br>ONE NIGHT I COULDN'T GET ANY ACTION AFTER THE CONCERT . . . <br>I WENT BACK TO THE HOTEL BY MYSELF <br>I MADE SOME INSTANT COFFEE AND I TOOK OUT THE MUSIC I'D..."</p>
<p><b>New page</b></p><div><br>Frank<br />
<br />
<br>ONE NIGHT I COULDN'T GET ANY ACTION AFTER THE CONCERT . . .<br />
<br />
<br>I WENT BACK TO THE HOTEL BY MYSELF<br />
<br />
<br>I MADE SOME INSTANT COFFEE AND I TOOK OUT THE MUSIC I'D BEEN WORKING ON . . .<br />
<br />
<br>A PIECE FOR VOICE AND SMALL ENSEMBLE . . .<br />
<br />
<br>IT WAS CALLED: "I HAVE SEEN THE PLEATED GAZELLE"<br />
<br />
<br>Narrator<br />
<br />
<br>GAZELLE?<br />
<br />
<br>Soprano<br />
<br />
<br>I HAVE SEEN THE PLEATED GAZELLE<br />
<br>GUHH-ZAY-LL<br />
<br>GUHH-ZILLE<br />
<br>GAH-ZILLE<br />
<br>G' ZEL GUHH G G G G G<br />
<br />
<br>Frank<br />
<br />
<br>SOME PEOPLE MIGHT WONDER WHY A PERSON MIGHT WANT TO WRITE SOMETHING LIKE THIS . . .<br />
<br />
<br>Soprano<br />
<br />
<br>GUH GUH G G<br />
<br>GAW-ZALE<br />
<br>GUH GUH GOO G G<br />
<br />
<br>Frank<br />
<br />
<br>IT'S NOT PRETTY AND IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE AT ALL<br />
<br />
<br>Soprano<br />
<br />
<br>GOO-EE-OO<br />
<br>GOO-AH-GOO<br />
<br>GOO-EE<br />
<br />
<br>Frank<br />
<br />
<br>BUT THAT DIDN'T MATTER TO ME WHILE I WAS WRITING IT . . .<br />
<br />
<br>I JUST WROTE DOWN WHATEVER CAME TO MIND . . . I FIGURED I'D NEVER GET TO HEAR IT ANYWAY<br />
<br />
<br>IT OCCURED TO ME LATER THAT NIGHT, THAT IF (BY SOME CHANCE) THE PLEATED GAZELLE WAS EVER PERFORMED, THE AUDIENCE MIGHT LIKE IT BETTER IF IT HAD A STORY.<br />
<br />
<br>SO I MADE UP A STORY . . .<br />
<br />
<br>ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A GIRL . . .<br />
<br />
<br>SHE ALWAYS WORE A GREEN WOOL OVERCOAT<br />
<br />
<br>WITH PLASTIC FISH AND VIENNA SAUSAGES PINNED ON IT . . .<br />
<br />
<br>ON THE SHOULDERS<br />
<br />
<br>SHE WAS IN LOVE WITH A BOY WHO ALWAYS TREATED HER WRONG<br />
<br />
<br>ONE DAY SHE FLIPPED OUT . . .<br />
<br />
<br>Chorus<br />
<br />
<br>GUHH-ZILLE<br />
<br>GAH-ZILLE<br />
<br>G' ZEL GUHH G G G G G<br />
<br>GUH GUH G G<br />
<br>GAW-ZALE<br />
<br>GUH GUH GOO G G<br />
<br />
<br>Soprano<br />
<br />
<br>GOO-EE-OO<br />
<br>GOO-AH-GOO<br />
<br>GOO-EE<br />
<br />
<br>Frank<br />
<br />
<br>SHE HAD A TERRIBLE FIGHT WITH HER OLD BOY FRIEND ONE NIGHT. SHE TOLD HIM TO GO AWAY AND BEAT HIM WITH A PLASTIC FISH. SHE ATE SOME VIENNA SAUSAGES TO CALM DOWN. THEN SHE MET A NEWT RANCHER . . . A YOUNG LAD WHO RAISED NEWTS SO RICH PEOPLE COULD HAVE COATS MADE OUT OF THEM. SHE LOVED HIM A LOT, AND THEY STARTED SHACKING UP ON THE RANCH WHERE HE GREW THE NEWTS. EVERYTHING WAS FINE EXCEPT HE WAS IN LOVE WITH AN INDUSTRIAL VACUUM CLEANER . . .<br />
<br />
<br>Soprano 1<br />
<br />
<br>DEW<br />
<br>ON THE NEWTS WE GOT<br />
<br />
<br>Tenor 1<br />
<br />
<br>NEWT MONEY DUE<br />
<br>IT'S A PAYMENT ON THE RENTAL<br />
<br>FOR THE DEWY LITTLE NEWTS<br />
<br>WE GOT<br />
<br />
<br>WE GOT 'EM DEWY<br />
<br />
<br>Soprano 1<br />
<br />
<br>LEFT 'EM IN THE YARD ALL NIGHT<br />
<br>HOPE THEY DIDN'T GET UP TIGHT<br />
<br>THE LITTLE VIXENS<br />
<br>THE SAUCY LITTLE VIXENS<br />
<br>I HOPE THEY DIDN'T GET PISSED OFF<br />
<br />
<br>I HOPE<br />
<br>THAT THEY<br />
<br>DID NOT<br />
<br>DID NOT<br />
<br>I HOPE<br />
<br>THAT THEY<br />
<br>DID NOT<br />
<br>DASH OFF<br />
<br>IN TO THE NIGHT!<br />
<br />
<br>Frank<br />
<br />
<br>THE GIRL WAS AFRAID OF THE DARK AND THE NIGHT AND SOMETIMES THE NEWTS . . . BUT MORE THAN ANYTHING SHE WAS GETTING WORRIED ABOUT THE YOUNG LAD'S ATTACHMENT TO THE INDUSTRIAL VACUUM CLEANER. WHENEVER HE HAD TO GO OUT AT NIGHT AND SEE IF THE NEWTS HAD DASHED OFF, SHE'D STAY HOME AND KNIT BIG SOCKS, SOBBING TO HERSELF.<br />
<br />
<br>The Lad Searches The Night For His Newts<br />
<br>Brass & Woodwinds<br />
<br />
<br>BLORP!<br />
<br>BLORP<br />
<br>TSS<br />
<br />
<br>Chorus<br />
<br />
<br>THE LAD SEARCHES THE NIGHT FOR HIS NEWTS<br />
<br />
<br>Brass & Woodwinds<br />
<br />
<br>BLORP!<br />
<br>TSSS-T<br />
<br />
<br>Strings<br />
<br />
<br>BLORP! BLORP!<br />
<br />
<br>Woodwinds<br />
<br />
<br>BLORP<br />
<br />
<br>Motorhead's Midnight Ranch<br />
<br>Frank<br />
<br />
<br>THEN HE'D COME HOME ALL TIRED OUT. SHE'D PUT DOWN THE BIG SOCK SHE WAS WORKING ON AND LOOK UP AT HIM, LONGINGLY . . . SHE WANTED HIM TO LOVE HER JUST AS MUCH AS HE LOVED HIS INDUSTRIAL VACUUM CLEANER AND THE NEWTS IN THE YARD. SHE DREAMED OF WAYS TO WIN HIS LOVE . . .<br />
<br />
<br>The Girl's Dream<br />
<br>Narrator<br />
<br />
<br>THE GIRL WANTS TO FIX HIM SOME BROTH<br />
<br />
<br>Soprano<br />
<br />
<br>TINSEL COCK<br />
<br />
<br>Chorus<br />
<br />
<br>DOO-WEEOO<br />
<br>TINSEL COCK MY BABY<br />
<br />
<br>Soprano<br />
<br />
<br>WOULD YOU LIKE SOME BROTH?<br />
<br />
<br>Narrator<br />
<br />
<br>SOME NICE SOUP.<br />
<br />
<br>Soprano<br />
<br />
<br>SOME HOT BROTH?<br />
<br />
<br>Chorus<br />
<br />
<br>YUM!<br />
<br />
<br>Narrator<br />
<br />
<br>SMALL DOGS IN IT.<br />
<br />
<br>Soprano<br />
<br />
<br>HMM?<br />
<br />
<br>Chorus<br />
<br />
<br>DOGGIES<br />
<br />
<br>Soprano<br />
<br />
<br>DO YA?<br />
<br />
<br>Narrator<br />
<br />
<br>YOU LIKE BROTH?<br />
<br />
<br>Chorus<br />
<br />
<br>DOO WAD'N' UM<br />
<br />
<br>Narrator<br />
<br />
DOG BROTH?<br />
<br />
Soprano<br />
<br />
HOT BROTH?<br />
<br />
Chorus<br />
<br />
HOT DOG BROTH<br />
<br />
Narrator<br />
<br />
YOU LIKE<br />
DOG BROTH HOT?<br />
<br />
Soprano<br />
<br />
HOT DOG DE BRIS?<br />
<br />
Chorus<br />
<br />
DEBRIS!<br />
<br />
Narrator<br />
<br />
HOW D' YA LIKE IT?<br />
<br />
Chorus<br />
<br />
DOG BREATH?<br />
DOG BROTH?<br />
DOG BREATH BROTH?<br />
<br />
Narrator<br />
<br />
DEBRIS?<br />
OF THE FOUR STYLES<br />
OFFERED:<br />
DEBRIS, BROTH, BREATH<br />
AND THE EVER POPULAR, HYGIENIC<br />
<br />
Soprano<br />
<br />
DOO DOO<br />
DOO DOO<br />
<br />
Narrator<br />
<br />
EUROPEAN VERSION<br />
TINSEL COCK!<br />
<br />
Soprano & Chorus<br />
<br />
TINSEL COCK<br />
<br />
Narrator<br />
<br />
WHICH DO YOU CHOOSE?<br />
<br />
<br>THE GIRL<br />
<br />
<br>Chorus<br />
<br />
<br>DOG BROTH?<br />
<br />
<br>Soprano<br />
<br />
<br>HOT BROTH?<br />
<br />
<br>Chorus<br />
<br />
<br>HOT DOG BROTH<br />
<br />
<br>Narrator<br />
<br />
<br>YOU LIKE<br />
<br>DOG BROTH HOT?<br />
<br />
<br>Soprano<br />
<br />
<br>HOT DOG DE BRIS?<br />
<br />
<br>Chorus<br />
<br />
<br>DEBRIS!<br />
<br />
<br>Narrator<br />
<br />
<br>HOW D' YA LIKE IT?<br />
<br />
<br>Chorus<br />
<br />
<br>DOG BREATH?<br />
<br>DOG BROTH?<br />
<br>DOG BREATH BROTH?<br />
<br />
<br>Narrator<br />
<br />
<br>DEBRIS?<br />
<br>OF THE FOUR STYLES<br />
<br>OFFERED:<br />
<br>DEBRIS, BROTH, BREATH<br />
<br>AND THE EVER POPULAR, HYGIENIC<br />
<br />
<br>Soprano<br />
<br />
<br>DOO DOO<br />
<br>DOO DOO<br />
<br />
<br>Narrator<br />
<br />
<br>EUROPEAN VERSION<br />
<br>TINSEL COCK!<br />
<br />
<br>Soprano & Chorus<br />
<br />
<br>TINSEL COCK<br />
<br />
<br>Narrator<br />
<br />
<br>WHICH DO YOU CHOOSE?<br />
<br />
<br>THE GIRL<br />
<br />
<br>Chorus<br />
<br />
<br>DUH GIRL WANTS TA FIX HIM SOME BROTH<br />
<br />
<br>Narrator<br />
<br />
<br>IN A STATEMENT TO THE PRESS<br />
<br />
<br>Chorus<br />
<br />
<br>D-D-D-DUHHH<br />
<br />
<br>Narrator<br />
<br />
<br>EXPLAINS . . .<br />
<br />
<br>Soprano<br />
<br />
<br>BROTH REMINDS ME OF NUNS<br />
<br />
<br>Chorus<br />
<br />
<br>NUNS<br />
<br>NUNS<br />
<br>NUNS<br />
<br />
<br>Soprano<br />
<br />
<br>I SEE THEM SMASHING<br />
<br />
<br>Chorus<br />
<br />
<br>KIDS<br />
<br />
<br>Soprano<br />
<br />
<br>WITH RULERS<br />
<br />
<br>Chorus<br />
<br />
<br>BAP!<br />
<br />
<br>Soprano<br />
<br />
<br>DISCIPLINING MUNCHKIN CRETINS<br />
<br>TORTURED MUNCHKINS<br />
<br>TORTURED MUNCHKIN<br />
<br>IRISH CATHOLIC VICTIMS<br />
<br />
<br>Chorus<br />
<br />
<br>MUNCHKIN CRETINS<br />
<br>MUNCHKIN VICTIMS<br />
<br />
<br>Soprano<br />
<br />
<br>LITTLE GREEN SCRATCHY SWEATERS<br />
<br />
<br>Chorus<br />
<br />
<br>SWEATERS<br />
<br />
<br>Soprano<br />
<br />
<br>LITTLE GREEN SCRATCHY ONES<br />
<br />
<br>Chorus<br />
<br />
<br>CORDUROY PANTS<br />
<br />
<br>Soprano<br />
<br />
<br>BROWN CORDUROY PANTS<br />
<br />
<br>Chorus<br />
<br />
<br>DOO AH<br />
<br>DOO AH<br />
<br />
<br>Soprano<br />
<br />
<br>CORDUROY PANTS<br />
<br>AN' GREEN SCRATCHY<br />
<br>MUNCHKIN IRISH CATHOLIC VICTIMS<br />
<br />
<br>Chorus<br />
<br />
<br>MUNCHKINS<br />
<br>MUNCH-A-KINS<br />
<br />
<br>Soprano<br />
<br />
<br>MUNCHKINS GET ME HOT<br />
<br />
<br>Chorus<br />
<br />
<br>OO AH<br />
<br />
<br>Soprano<br />
<br />
<br>MUNCHKINS GET ME GET ME EE<br />
<br>OO AH EE OO<br />
<br />
<br>Chorus<br />
<br />
<br>MUNCHKINS<br />
<br>(BUNG)<br />
<br>(MOO)<br />
<br>GET ME<br />
<br>(HOT!)<br />
<br>TOO<br />
<br>(POOP!)<br />
<br>(MOO)<br />
<br>OO EE AH<br />
<br />
<br>Narrator<br />
<br />
<br>HOT!<br />
<br>GETS HER REAL HOT!<br />
<br />
<br>Soprano<br />
<br />
<br>AH<br />
<br>YEAH YEAH<br />
<br>PORK ME!<br />
<br />
<br>Narrator<br />
<br />
<br>A CARDBOARD BOX . . .<br />
<br>A SERIES OF CARDBOARD BOXES . . .<br />
<br>WITH A NUN SUIT PAINTED<br />
<br>ALL OVER THEM.<br />
<br>FOUR VIEWS . . .<br />
<br>EVERY SIDE OF THE BOXES . . .<br />
<br />
<br>ANOTHER THRILLING<br />
<br>VIEW OF A BLACK AND<br />
<br>STARCH-Y NUN SUIT . . .<br />
<br>. . . INSPIRING IN ITS<br />
<br>SIMPLICITY . . .<br />
<br>QUALITY GOODS . . .<br />
<br />
<br>Soprano<br />
<br />
<br>PORK<br />
<br>ME<br />
<br>OFF<br />
<br />
<br>Narrator<br />
<br />
<br>WEASELS;<br />
<br>VIENNA SAUSAGES;<br />
<br>VERY SMALL DOGS;<br />
<br>INSPIRED BY ITS SIMPLICITY . . .<br />
<br>NEARLY ABLE TO<br />
<br>GET OFF BEHIND IT . . .<br />
<br />
<br>Soprano<br />
<br />
<br>TINSEL COCK<br />
<br />
<br>Narrator<br />
<br />
<br>(MUNCHKINS GET HER HOT 'N DEWEY)<br />
<br />
<br>Chorus<br />
<br />
<br>DOO-WEE OO<br />
<br>(BOW DOOM)<br />
<br>TINSEL COCK ME DADDY<br />
<br />
<br>Soprano<br />
<br />
<br>WOULD YOU LIKE SOME BROTH?<br />
<br>SOME HOT BROTH?<br />
<br>HMM?<br />
<br>DO YA?<br />
<br />
<br>Chorus<br />
<br />
<br>YUM!<br />
<br>HMM<br />
<br>DOGGIES IN IT<br />
<br>DOGGIES IN IT<br />
<br />
<br>Narrator<br />
<br />
<br>SOME NICE SOUP.<br />
<br>SMALL DOGS IN IT.<br />
<br>DOGS!<br />
<br>DOG-FEET!<br />
<br>YOU LIKE BROTH?<br />
<br />
<br>Chorus<br />
<br />
<br>DOO<br />
<br>WAD' N' UM<br />
<br>DOG FEET BROTH!<br />
<br>YUMMY<br />
<br>DEBRIS!<br />
<br>NEWTS!<br />
<br>HOT NUNS<br />
<br>BLORP!<br />
<br />
<br>Narrator<br />
<br />
<br>DOG FEET?<br />
<br>YOU LIKE NUNS?<br />
<br>GAZELLES?<br />
<br>GAZELLES?<br />
<br />
<br>Soprano<br />
<br />
<br>HOT BROTH?<br />
<br>HOT NUN DEBRIS<br />
<br>AH<br />
<br />
<br>Narrator<br />
<br />
<br>GAZELLES?<br />
<br>HOT NUN<br />
<br>DEBRIS?<br />
<br />
<br>Frank<br />
<br />
<br>I FIGURED THAT IF THERE WAS A STORY . . . ESPECIALLY A LOVE STORY, THAT MORE PEOPLE IN THE AUDIENCE COULD IDENTIFY WITH OR VICARIOUSLY PARTICIPATE IN THE CONCEPTS INVOLVING NEWTS, DOGS, GAZELLES AND HOT NUN DEBRIS.<br />
<br />
<br>Soprano<br />
<br />
<br>WHY DON'T YOU STRAP ON<br />
<br>THIS HERE BUNCH<br />
<br>OF CARDBOARD BOXES, DADDY-O<br />
<br>(JOY OF MY DESIRING)<br />
<br>YOU'LL CERTAINLY LOOK SUAVE<br />
<br>AND GET ME HOT<br />
<br>HOT<br />
<br>HOT<br />
<br>GET ME HOT AND HORNY<br />
<br />
<br>Chorus<br />
<br />
<br>AH OO<br />
<br>DOO WAH DOO WAH DOO WAH<br />
<br />
<br>Soprano<br />
<br />
<br>IF THERE'S ONE THING I REALLY GET OFF ON<br />
<br />
<br>Chorus<br />
<br />
<br>YOINNGG!<br />
<br />
<br>Soprano<br />
<br />
<br>IT'S A NUN SUIT PAINTED ON SOME OLD BOXES<br />
<br>SOME OLD MELODIES<br />
<br>FOUR-FOUR<br />
<br>AN AURA . . .<br />
<br>AN AREOLA . . .<br />
<br>PINK GUMS . . .<br />
<br>STUMPY GRAY TEETH . . .<br />
<br>DENTAL FLOSS<br />
<br>GETS ME HOT<br />
<br />
<br>WANNA WATCH A DENTAL HYGIENE MOVIE?<br />
<br />
<br>The Dental Hygiene Movie Music<br />
<br />
<br />
==Recordings==<br />
*[[200 Motels - The Suites]]<br />
<br />
==Notes==<br />
*Contains [[Motorhead's Midnight Ranch]], [[Dew On The Newts We Got]], [[The Lad Searches The Night For His Newts]], [[The Girl Wants To Fix Him Some Broth]], [[The Girl's Dream]], [[Little Green Scratchy Sweaters & Courduroy Ponce]] and [[A Nun Suit Painted On Some Old Boxes]].<br />
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