http://wiki.killuglyradio.com/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=Scene_87_%28Alternate_Take%29Scene 87 (Alternate Take) - Revision history2026-08-13T19:34:17ZRevision history for this page on the wikiMediaWiki 1.34.2http://wiki.killuglyradio.com/index.php?title=Scene_87_(Alternate_Take)&diff=59984&oldid=prevJason.Kreitzer: Created page with "<BR>Chorus: <BR>Your dick. <BR>Mark & Howard: <BR>Your dick! <BR>Chorus: <BR>Your dork. <BR>Mark & Howard: <BR>Your dork? <BR>Chorus: <BR>Your prick. <BR>..."2023-01-20T02:23:15Z<p>Created page with "<BR>Chorus: <BR>Your dick. <BR><a href="/wiki/Flo_%26_Eddie" title="Flo & Eddie">Mark & Howard</a>: <BR>Your dick! <BR>Chorus: <BR>Your dork. <BR>Mark & Howard: <BR>Your dork? <BR>Chorus: <BR>Your prick. <BR>..."</p>
<p><b>New page</b></p><div><BR>Chorus:<br />
<BR>Your dick.<br />
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<BR>[[Flo & Eddie|Mark & Howard]]:<br />
<BR>Your dick!<br />
<br />
<BR>Chorus:<br />
<BR>Your dork.<br />
<br />
<BR>Mark & Howard:<br />
<BR>Your dork?<br />
<br />
<BR>Chorus:<br />
<BR>Your prick.<br />
<br />
<BR>Mark & Howard:<br />
<BR>Your prick.<br />
<br />
<BR>Chorus:<br />
<BR>Your pork.<br />
<br />
<BR>Lucy:<br />
<BR>Your pork?<br />
<br />
<BR>Janet:<br />
<BR>Pork?<br />
<br />
<BR>Lucy:<br />
<BR>Who calls it a pork? These men . . . and the stuff they call a wee-wee . . .<br />
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<BR>Mark & Howard:<br />
<BR>A wee-wee?<br />
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<BR>[[Rance Muhammitz|Rance]]:<br />
<BR>You mean a penis, don't you?<br />
<br />
<BR>Lucy:<br />
<BR>A penis?<br />
<br />
<BR>Janet:<br />
<BR>Penis is such an ugly word!<br />
<br />
<BR>Rance:<br />
<BR>Not that ugly, really.<br />
<br />
<BR>Mark:<br />
<BR>Sure, I use it all the time.<br />
<br />
<BR>Howard:<br />
<BR>Sure, sure, we all say it every once in a while . . . listen . . .<br />
<br />
<BR>Mark & Howard:<br />
<BR>Penis!<br />
<br />
<BR>Chorus:<br />
<BR>Eeuoo!<br />
<br />
<BR>Mark & Howard & Chorus:<br />
<BR>Penis!<br />
<BR>Penis!<br />
<br />
<BR>Janet:<br />
<BR>Oh, it sounds so revolting the way you guys say it . . . eeuoo . . . ka-ka!<br />
<br />
<BR>Janet & Lucy:<br />
<BR>Ka-ka!<br />
<br />
<BR>Rance:<br />
<BR>A penis can be a very useful organ!<br />
<br />
<BR>Howard:<br />
<BR>Yeah, and very exciting too (once you get to know me).<br />
<br />
<BR>Mark & Howard & Chorus:<br />
<BR>Penis! Penis!<br />
<br />
<BR>Lucy:<br />
<BR>It sounds so overwhelmingly medicinal!<br />
<br />
<BR>Janet:<br />
<BR>A "penis" sounds like something a doctor would have hanging off of him.<br />
<br />
Lucy:<br />
None of the men I know and love in the rock & roll business got "penises." They all have cocks, or dicks at least.<br />
<br />
<BR>Janet:<br />
<BR>Sure . . . you want to go strap on a pop star and he wants to stuff a "penis" up you . . . where is that at?<br />
<br />
<BR>Mark:<br />
<BR>Let's ask our studio audience . . .<br />
<BR>Will you trade what he has in his pants for what I have behind this curtain?<br />
<br />
<BR>Janet:<br />
<BR>What is it?<br />
<br />
<BR>Lucy:<br />
<BR>You mean what's in his pants?<br />
<br />
<BR>Janet:<br />
<BR>I know what's in his pants . . . He's a lonely guy.<br />
<br />
<BR>Orchestra:<br />
<BR>Take the money! Take the money!<br />
<br />
<BR>Mark:<br />
<BR>You have to choose before the big wheel stops whirling . . . You . . . Hey, buddy, sky marshall . . . go whirl the big wheel!<br />
<br />
<BR>Lucy:<br />
<BR>Can I just take the money?<br />
<br />
<BR>Janet:<br />
<BR>There isn't any money, just the curtain and . . .<br />
<br />
<BR>Lucy:<br />
<BR>. . . the lonely guy.<br />
<br />
<BR>Orchestra:<br />
<BR>Take the curtain! Take the curtain!<br />
<br />
<BR>Mark:<br />
<BR>Time is running out . . . think it over carefully!<br />
<br />
<BR>Janet:<br />
<BR>The curtain?<br />
<br />
<BR>Lucy:<br />
<BR>I want the money.<br />
<br />
<BR>Janet:<br />
<BR>Wait!<br />
<BR>What could it be in there?<br />
<br />
<BR>Lucy:<br />
<BR>In his pants?<br />
<br />
<BR>Janet:<br />
<BR>In the curtain!<br />
<br />
<BR>Howard:<br />
<BR>Doesn't anybody care what's in my pants?<br />
<br />
<BR>Lucy:<br />
<BR>It's too little to have a car or a refrigerator in it.<br />
<br />
<BR>Mark:<br />
<BR>Don't be deceived by the size of the curtain!<br />
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==Recordings==<br />
[[200 Motels 50th Anniversary Edition]]<br />
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==Note==<br />
*Everything starting from "Let's ask our studio audience" is a parody of the game show ''[https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0056770/reference/ Let's Make a Deal]''.<br />
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