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The Hot Nun:
I'm going to die. I know I'm going to die, I can tell because my pulse is so weak. The pills . . . I took so many downers that I know this is the end for..."

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The Hot Nun:
 I'm going to die. I know I'm going to die, I can tell because my pulse is so weak. The pills . . . I took so many downers that I know this is the end for me.

 Janet:
 You poor thing. You want us to fix your hair for you so you look good when they find you?

 The Hot Nun:
 Oh . . . would you?

 Janet:
 Sure, whaddya want? A pony tail? A flat-top with fenders?

 The Hot Nun:
 I'm gonna die, Janet, I'm gonna O.D.! So make me look good.

 Janet:
 Listen, the best I can do for you is fix your hair, so why don't you get up and wash that melted eye makeup off your face?

 The Hot Nun:
 Is it smeared? I've been crying so much . . . it's so damn sad when you know you'll never see all your friends anymore.

 Janet:
 Every week it's the same old thing. You're gonna die. You're gonna die. Somebody went out on you. Somebody doesn't love you anymore. How long you been a groupie? You should get used to romances which are so obviously cheap. Listen, just in case you crash out, and the imaginary rock & roll newspaper from San Francisco wants to get any pictures of you, you'll look like you washed your face. Really. It's better this way with a clean face. People think groupies are such dirty girls!

 Aynsley:
 Wouldn't mind sort of fucking all three of them! Heh-hmm.

 Lucy:
 Look, over there!

 Janet:
 What?

 Lucy:
 He's doing it, he's watching us from the fake bandstand with the binoculars!

 Janet:
 Who, the Englishness?

 Lucy:
 The Rivet Boy!

 The Hot Nun:
 The Rivet Boy? Where?

 Lucy:
 Over there . . . Wipe that stuff out of your eyes! Looks like he's beating off!

 Janet:
 Beating off? I knew he was a pervert.

 Lucy:
 Eeeuuooo, how exciting! Hey, are you still trying to O.D.?

 The Hot Nun:
 Yes, this definitely is the end for me . . . I feel so faint . . . so weak . . .

 Janet:
 Good evening, honey, that was the most imaginary collapse I've seen since last week!

 Lucy:
 Janet, do you think she's gonna die?

 Janet:
 Are you kidding? Did you see her hit the floor?

 Lucy:
 God, well, it was so obviously cheap. Lift the head, honey!

 The Hot Nun:
 I'm going to die . . . this time it's real . . .

 Janet:
 Listen, Lucy, we gotta get ready for our big dance number, we're going to the fake night club tonight.

 The Hot Nun:
 Everything is getting dim . . .

 Lucy:
 Why don't you tell her a story while you put your makeup on? Ah . . . evening.

 Janet:
 Oh. Listen, toots. I'm gonna make up a nice little fairy tale for you.

 The Hot Nun:
 Ooh, the pills . . . Mandrax . . . I took so many of them . . .

 Janet:
 I'll tell you part of the story, and then you make up another part that goes along with it. Once upon a time there was a tall, handsome, muscular . . .

 The Hot Nun:
 . . . dwarf . . .

 Janet:
 . . . with a very special . . .

 The Hot Nun:
 . . . Swedish apparatus . . .

 Janet:
 . . . that him and his friends would use in conjunction with . . .

 The Hot Nun:
 . . . bold new surgical experiments . . .

 Janet:
 . . . involving . . .

 The Hot Nun:
 . . . a bludgeon and a bottle of champagne . . .

 Janet:
 . . . and a . . .

 The Hot Nun:
 . . . microwave oven . . .

 Janet:
 . . . from a . . .

 The Hot Nun:
 . . . jumbo jet, one of the big jobs leased from Air Rangoon . . .

 Janet:
 . . . which, when used correctly . . .

 The Hot Nun:
 . . . can effectively increase the dimensions . . .

 Janet:
 . . . and firepower of your . . .

 The Hot Nun:
 . . . dick . . .

 Janet:
 . . . to the point where . . .

 Lucy:
 . . . in some instances, it should be classified as a lethal weapon!

==Recordings==
[[200 Motels 50th Anniversary Edition]]

==CC Clues==
*[[Drugs]]" "I'm going to O.D."
*[[Sweden]]: "...Swedish apparatus..."
*[[United Kingdom]]: "Who, the Englishness"

[[Category:Tracks]][[Category:Spoken word tracks]][[Category:Tracks with sexual topics]]

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The Hot Nun:
I'm going to die. I know I'm going to die, I can tell because my pulse is so weak. The pills . . . I took so many downers that I know this is the end for..."