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[[Don Pardo]]: In today's rapidly changing world, musical groups appear almost every day with some new promotional device. Some of these devices have been known to leave irreparable scars on the minds of foolish young consumers. One such case is seated before you, live on stage—yes, Terry Bozzio . . .
 [[Terry Bozzio]]:Terry: That's meeee!
 Don Pardo: That cute little drummer. Terry recently fell in love with a publicity photo of a boy named [[Punky Meadows]], lead guitar player from a group called ANGEL. In the photo, Punky was seen with a beautiful shiny hairdo in a semi-profile which emphasized the pooched out succulence of his insolent pouting rictus.
 Terry: Ooh, Punky.
 Don Pardo: The sight of which drove the helpless drummer mad with desire!

 I can't stand the way he pouts
 'Cause he might not be pouting for me!
 (Hah! Pouting for you?
 Hah! Punky Meadows? Pouting for you?)
 His hair's so shiny and it's done real nice
 'Til I squirm with ecstasy!

 Squirm with ecstasy . . .

 Punky, Punky, give me your lips
 To die on . . .

 Isn't it romantic, Punky?

 Punky, Punky, give me your lips
 To die on . . . I promise not to come in your mouth
 Punky, Punky, your album's the shits
 It's all wrong . . . but listen, this is no laughing matter

 I ain't really queer
 But if he ever got near
 Steven Tyler would PAY to see!
 Pay to see

 Punky's whips, Punky's whips
 His hair's so shiny, I love his hips
 I love his teeth, 'n his gums 'n such . . .
 PUNKY
 (So what's happenin', man?)
 You're an ANGEL . . .
 (Oh . . . )
 You're too much

 He's been havin' a rash
 (No shit)
 That keeps the girls away
 Skin doom
 (Skin doom!)
 Is what the doctors say

 I wonder if Punky is rehearsin' today
 I'll just go over, 'n hear him play
 His hair is so pretty . . . I'd like to bite his neck
 I've heard a rumor he's more fluid than Jeff Beck
 Dig this . . .
 I AIN'T QUEER
 I AIN'T GAY
 (He's a little fond of chiffon in a wrist array
 A wrist array)
 That's all it is

 Punky's lips, Punky's lips
 Oh, I love his hair, eatin' dunk-y chips
 Yes, I love his blink and his blank-blank-blank
 Why, maybe he'd like to yank my crank?
 YANK IT PUNKY! YANK IT FASTER!
 YANK IT HARDER! YANK IT ALL NITE LONG!
 COME ON PUNKY! GET FUNKY!

 I AIN'T QUEER
 (NO NO NO NO)
 I AIN'T GAY
 (NO NO NO NO)
 (He's a little fond of chiffon in a wrist array
 A wrist array)
 One more time for the world!
 (And then he said:)
 I AIN'T QUEER
 I AIN'T GAY
 (He's a little fond of chiffon in a wrist array)

 I-I
 Lord, I-I'm fo-fo-o-o-nd
 Of chiffo-on
 In a wrist array-ee-ay-hey
 I said
 I-I-I-I-I-I-I
 Lord, I'm fo-o-nd
 Of chiffo-on
 In a wrist array
 Come on, Punky!

 [[Biography|FZ]]: Thank You. Terry Bozzio, ladies and gentlemen!

==Recordings==
*[[Zappa In New York 40th Anniversary Deluxe Edition]]

==Note==
*Quotes [[Wikipedia:Isn't It Romantic?|Isn't It Romantic?]] ([[Wikipedia:Richard Rodgers|Rodgers]]/[[Wikipedia:Lorenz Hart|Hart]])

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Punky's Whips (Unused Version) - Revision history

Spider of Destiny at 12:09, 19 July 2026

Spider of Destiny at 09:42, 19 July 2026

Jason.Kreitzer: Created page with "Don Pardo: In today's rapidly changing world, musical groups appear almost every day with some new promotional device. Some of these devices have been known to leave i..."

Jason.Kreitzer: Created page with "
Don Pardo: In today's rapidly changing world, musical groups appear almost every day with some new promotional device. Some of these devices have been known to leave i..."