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Masked Guy: Zappa is the best guitarist in the city, in the world. His music is amazing. He's a genius, an absolute genius. There's nobody like him anywhere. Nobody can play like Zappa. And that's about it.

 Interviewer: And how many times have you seen him?

 Masked Guy: Uh, this is the third night in a row, and last year every show he played, Halloween and Christmas. He's just like the best, next to Cat Stevens.

 Crowd:Zappa! Zappa! etc.

 Guy with Face Paint:Yeah! Yeah! Frank Zappa! Yeah!

 [[Kerry McNabb]]: Good thing his last name isn't Polinski, or they'd be going, "Polinski!"

 Girl in Crowd: I love Zappa, he's a [...]

 Girl: [...] To see Zappa, why not? That's why I came here. Because, um, I'm just getting into Zappa and I think he's great. And I want to hear "[[Dinah-Moe Humm]]" and "[[Camarillo Brillo]]" and I don't know. That's why.

 Guy: Rocks.

 Girl: [...] the best guitarist in the world . . .

 Guy: I don't wanna hear "Dinah-Moe Humm." [[Warner Brothers]] sucks.

 Another Guy: I don't wanna hear "Dinah-Moe Humm" either. I wanna hear him do "[[Help, I'm A Rock]]".

 "GIVE YOURSELF UP
 YOU ARE COMPLETELY SURROUNDED"

==Recordings==
*[[2012 AAAFNRAA (Baby Snakes Soundtrack)]]

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[[Category:Tracks]][[Category:Spoken word tracks]]

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Jason.Kreitzer: Created page with "Masked Guy: Zappa is the best guitarist in the city, in the world. His music is amazing. He's a genius, an absolute genius. There's nobody like him anywhere. Nobody can pl..."

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Masked Guy: Zappa is the best guitarist in the city, in the world. His music is amazing. He's a genius, an absolute genius. There's nobody like him anywhere. Nobody can pl..."