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Jim:
Two, please.
Mark:
Thank you. Enjoy the movie, sir. I hope you enjoy it.
Jim:
Thank you.
[[Flo & Eddie|Howard]..."

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[[Jim Pons|Jim]]:
 Two, please.

 [[Flo & Eddie|Mark]]:
 Thank you. Enjoy the movie, sir. I hope you enjoy it.

 Jim:
 Thank you.

 [[Flo & Eddie|Howard]]:
 One for the loges, please.

 Mark:
 Wait a minute!

 Howard:
 Yeah?

 Mark:
 Aren't you in this movie?

 Howard:
 Shhh! Yes, but, you know, you're not supposed to know that, I mean, this is the first day on the road for us and I just, I had to sneak into town and . . .

 Mark:
 Do you always come and see your movies? Really, tell me, you can tell me, I'm . . .

 Howard:
 Well, ah, hah, I haven't made that many, you know, I . . . This is the first one and I'm really excited, but I thought I'd check out audience reaction.

 Mark:
 Oh, let me tell you, this 200 Motels— I went and saw it last night while I was ushering . . .

 Howard:
 Yeah . . . Did you, did you . . .? Oh . . .

 Mark:
 I mean, I sat down and watched it . . .

 Howard:
 The cute little blue suit you got.

 Mark:
 I mean, you were great!

 Howard:
 Thank you.

 Mark:
 You were great especially.

 Howard:
 Thank you.

 Mark:
 And [[Keith Moon]] . . .

 Howard:
 Oh, yeah.

 Mark:
 And [[Ringo Starr]] . . .

 Howard:
 Oh . . .

 Mark:
 Oh, all of those . . .

 Howard:
 Did you dig [[Theodore Bikel]]? Didn't you think he was far out . . .

 Mark:
 Theodore Bikel! Yeah! He was great.

 Howard:
 I'll tell you , man, if all movies are like this, it's really a get-off.

 Mark:
 Really.

 Howard:
 Do you have the album yet?

 Mark:
 No. An album?

 Howard:
 Yeah. Well, there's a double record set and it comes . . .

 Mark:
 Of the movie?

 Howard:
 Yeah. It comes . . .

 Mark:
 From the movie?

 Howard:
 Yeah! Oh, yeah. There's a big poster in it. The same one that's outside of the theater right now . . .

 Mark:
 The same one with the orchestra playing?

 Howard:
 Yeah. That's right. The concentration camp and the newts . . .

 Mark:
 Why!

 Howard:
 And all the weird little animated thing.

 Mark:
 And all those songs you sing . . .

 Howard:
 Yeah. Yeah.

 Mark:
 About the girls and the . . .

 Howard:
 Uh-huh.

 Mark:
 And the, this, the legs . . .

 Howard:
 Yeah.

 Mark:
 And this, the deodorant . . .

 Howard:
 Heh, yeah, yeah!

 Mark:
 And all that . . .?

 Howard:
 Did you like that?

 Mark:
 Oh. I liked it!

 Howard:
 Oh, cool.

 Mark:
 It was not the least that offensive. I . . .

 Howard:
 Oh, I'm, I'm really . . .

 [[Biography|FZ]]:
 Hah hah hah! . . . Hah hah!

 Howard:
 I'm really glad we've established such a rapport with our audience.

 Mark:
 Oh, I hope that you enjoy the movie as much as I did, 'cause . . .

 Howard:
 Yeah. Well, can I have my ticket or what?

 Mark:
 Can I . . .? What hotel are you staying at?

<BR?Howard:
 Listen, what are you doing later? Can I have my change?

 Mark:
 Here's your change.

 Howard:
 But there's butter on it!

==Recordings==
[[200 Motels 50th Anniversary Edition]]

[[Category:Tracks]][[Category:Spoken word tracks]]

Movie Theater Skit (Commercial Session Outtake) - Revision history

Jason.Kreitzer: Created page with "Jim: Two, please. Mark: Thank you. Enjoy the movie, sir. I hope you enjoy it. Jim: Thank you. [[Flo & Eddie|Howard]..."

Jason.Kreitzer: Created page with "
Jim:
Two, please.
Mark:
Thank you. Enjoy the movie, sir. I hope you enjoy it.
Jim:
Thank you.
[[Flo & Eddie|Howard]..."