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Emdebe: removed obsolete Category:Geography

2007-02-20T16:30:23Z

removed obsolete Category:Geography

Duncan at 09:22, 5 September 2005

2005-09-05T09:22:56Z

Emdebe: Category:The Real Frank Zappa Book (The List)

2005-09-04T22:26:16Z

Category:The Real Frank Zappa Book (The List)

Duncan at 22:24, 4 September 2005

2005-09-04T22:24:39Z

Duncan at 22:22, 4 September 2005

2005-09-04T22:22:15Z

Emdebe at 21:34, 4 September 2005

2005-09-04T21:34:36Z

Emdebe at 09:27, 6 May 2005

2005-05-06T09:27:07Z

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[[Category:The Real Frank Zappa Book (The List)]]

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 [[Cal-Arts|California Institute of the Arts]] established in 1961 by Walt and Roy Disney. [[Art Jarvinen]] was an instructor at the institute when he asked FZ for an arrangement of [[While You Were Out]].
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	[[Cal-Arts\|California Institute of the Arts]] established in 1961 by Walt and Roy Disney. [[Art Jarvinen]] was an instructor at the institute when he asked FZ for an arrangement of [[While You Were Out]].		[[Cal-Arts\|California Institute of the Arts]] established in 1961 by Walt and Roy Disney. [[Art Jarvinen]] was an instructor at the institute when he asked FZ for an arrangement of [[While You Were Out]].

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−	~~From~~ [[~~The Real Frank Zappa Book~~]]~~, section "While You Were Art"~~.	+	[[Cal-Arts\|California Institute of the Arts]] established in 1961 by Walt and Roy Disney. [[Art Jarvinen]] was an instructor at the institute when he asked FZ for an arrangement of [[While You Were Out]].
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−	[[Art Jarvinen]] ~~is a percussionist and former~~ instructor at ~~[[Cal-Arts]]. He put together a chamber ensemble called~~ the ~~[[E.A.R. Unit]]: two percussion, two keyboards, clarinet and cello. He~~ asked ~~me to write~~ an arrangement of "[[While You Were Out]]," a solo from the [[Shut Up 'n Play Yer Guitar]] album, for his ensemble to play at one of the Monday Evening Concerts (remember the postcard with "We will be unable to play your piece because it requires a left-handed piano"? -- those guys -- they're still in business). I created the arrangement on the [[Synclavier]], and, using another of the machine's features, printed out the parts. When he saw them, he realized that it was a difficult piece, and worried that his ensemble wouldn't have enough time to rehearse it, as the concert was imminent. "You're in luck," I told him, "because you won't even have to play it. All you have to do is learn to pretend to play it, and I'll have the Synclavier take care of the rest. Just go out there and do what all the 'Big Rock Groups' have done for years -- lip-sync it and make sure you look good on stage." I made them a tape copy of the Synclavier performance and told him, "The way to pull this off is to have wires hanging out of your instruments leading into amplifiers and effects boxes on the floor. Any sound the audience hears that might be deemed 'synthesized' will be overlooked because there's a wire coming out of your instrument." Final result? The man who ran the concert series didn't know the difference. The two classical reviewers from the major Los Angeles newspapers didn't notice anything either. Nobody in the audience knew, except for David Ocker, my computer assistant, who had helped prepare the materials. Nobody knew that the musicians never played a note. It produced quite a scandal in 'modern music circles.' Several members of the ensemble, mortified by all the hoo-ha, swore they would never "do it again." (Do what again? Prove to the world that nobody really knows what the fuck is going on at a contemporary music concert?)
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		+	From [[The Real Frank Zappa Book]], section "While You Were Art".
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		+	[[Art Jarvinen]] is a percussionist and former instructor at [[Cal-Arts]]. He put together a chamber ensemble called the [[E.A.R. Unit]]: two percussion, two keyboards, clarinet and cello. He asked me to write an arrangement of "[[While You Were Out]]," a solo from the [[Shut Up 'n Play Yer Guitar]] album, for his ensemble to play at one of the Monday Evening Concerts (remember the postcard with "We will be unable to play your piece because it requires a left-handed piano"? -- those guys -- they're still in business). I created the arrangement on the [[Synclavier]], and, using another of the machine's features, printed out the parts. When he saw them, he realized that it was a difficult piece, and worried that his ensemble wouldn't have enough time to rehearse it, as the concert was imminent. "You're in luck," I told him, "because you won't even have to play it. All you have to do is learn to pretend to play it, and I'll have the Synclavier take care of the rest. Just go out there and do what all the 'Big Rock Groups' have done for years -- lip-sync it and make sure you look good on stage." I made them a tape copy of the Synclavier performance and told him, "The way to pull this off is to have wires hanging out of your instruments leading into amplifiers and effects boxes on the floor. Any sound the audience hears that might be deemed 'synthesized' will be overlooked because there's a wire coming out of your instrument." Final result? The man who ran the concert series didn't know the difference. The two classical reviewers from the major Los Angeles newspapers didn't notice anything either. Nobody in the audience knew, except for David Ocker, my computer assistant, who had helped prepare the materials. Nobody knew that the musicians never played a note. It produced quite a scandal in 'modern music circles.' Several members of the ensemble, mortified by all the hoo-ha, swore they would never "do it again." (Do what again? Prove to the world that nobody really knows what the fuck is going on at a contemporary music concert?)

	[[Category:The Real Frank Zappa Book (The List)]]		[[Category:The Real Frank Zappa Book (The List)]]