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<br>This town
<br>This town
<br>This town we're in is just a
<br>Sealed Tuna Sandwich with the wrapper glued
<br>We get a few in every tour
<br>I think we've played this one before.

<br>This town
<br>This town
<br>Is a Sealed Tuna Sandwich
<br>Sealed Tuna Sandwich
<br>With the wrapper glued
<br>It's by baloney on the rack
<br>It goes for 40 cents a whack
<br>It's just a place for us to play
<br>To help us pay
<br>The cost of the tickets back to L.A.
<br>The cost of the tickets back to L.A.
<br>The cost of the tickets back to L.A.

<br>All the people in the Sandwich Town
<br>Think the place is great
<br>What if part of it's crumbling down?
<br>Most of them prob'ly won't be 'round . . .

<br>They'll either be dead
<br>Or moved to San Francisco
<br>(Where everybody thinks they're Heavy Business . . .
<br>But it's just a Tuna Sandwich from another catering service . . .)

<br>Booga booga!
 	
<br>Eh eh eh	
<br>Pussy!	
 	
<br>[Instrumental]
 	
<br>Eh eh eh
<br>Pigs!	
 	
<br>[Instrumental]

<br>This town	
<br>This town	
<br>This town we’re in is just a sealed tuna sandwich with the wrapper glued	
<br>We get a few in every tour	
<br>They’re always such a fucking bore
 	
<br>I can’t wait till we blow this place and get to a town for a lot of HOT ACTION!

<br>This town
<br>This town
<br>Is a Sealed Tuna Sandwich
<br>Sealed Tuna Sandwich
<br>With the wrapper glued
<br>(WITH THE WRAPPER GLUED!)
<br>It's by baloney on the rack
<br>Rant-tant-tant
<br>Tant-tant-tant
<br>Tant-tant-tant
<br>It goes for 40 cents a whack
<br>It's just a rancid little snack
<br>In a plastic bag
<br>From a matron in La Habra with a blown-out crack
<br>WHO DIES TO SUCK THE FRINGE OFF OF JIMMY CARL BLACK!

==Recordings==
*[[200 Motels - The Suites]]

==Note==
*A version of the [[Sealed Tuna Sandwich]] suite.

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