200 Motels

Side One

1. Semi-Fraudulent/Direct-From-Hollywood Overture (1:59)
2. Mystery Roach (2:33)
3. Dance Of The Rock & Roll Interviewers (0:48)
4. This Town Is A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (prologue) (0:56)
5. Tuna Fish Promenade (2:30)
6. Dance Of The Just Plain Folks (4:39)
7. This Town Is A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (reprise) (0:59)
8. The Sealed Tuna Bolero (1:40)
9. Lonesome Cowboy Burt (3:51)

Side Two

1. Touring Can Make You Crazy (2:53)
2. Would You Like A Snack? (1:23)
3. Redneck Eats (3:03)
4. Centerville (2:31)
5. She Painted Up Her Face (1:42)
6. Janet's Big Dance Number (1:18)
7. Half A Dozen Provocative Squats (1:57)
8. Mysterioso (0:48)
9. Shove It Right In (2:32)
10. Lucy's Seduction Of A Bored Violinist & Postlude (4:00)

Side Three

1. I'm Stealing The Towels (2:14)
2. Dental Hygiene Dilemma (5:12)
3. Does This Kind Of Life Look Interesting To You? (3:00)
4. Daddy, Daddy, Daddy (3:11)
5. Penis Dimension (4:35)
6. What Will This Evening Bring Me This Morning (3:27)

Side Four

1. A Nun Suit Painted On Some Old Boxes (1:09)
2. Magic Fingers (3:55)
3. Motorhead's Midnight Ranch (1:30)
4. Dew On The Newts We Got (1:10)
5. The Lad Searches The Night For His Newts (0:41)
6. The Girl Wants To Fix Him Some Broth (1:10)
7. The Girl's Dream (0:55)
8. Little Green Scratchy Sweaters & Courduroy Ponce (1:01)
9. Strictly Genteel (The Finale) (11:09) - related to Strictly Genteel

Disc One

1. Semi-Fraudulent/Direct-From-Hollywood Overture (1:59)
2. Mystery Roach (2:32)
3. Dance Of The Rock & Roll Interviewers (0:48)
4. This Town Is A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (prologue) (0:56)
5. Tuna Fish Promenade (2:30)
6. Dance Of The Just Plain Folks (4:40)
7. This Town Is A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (reprise) (0:59)
8. The Sealed Tuna Bolero (1:41)
9. Lonesome Cowboy Burt (3:57)
10. Touring Can Make You Crazy (2:52)
11. Would You Like A Snack? (1:23)
12. Redneck Eats (3:02)
13. Centerville (2:31)
14. She Painted Up Her Face (1:42)
15. Janet's Big Dance Number (1:18)
16. Half A Dozen Provocative Squats (1:58)
17. Mysterioso (0:48)
18. Shove It Right In (2:33)
19. Lucy's Seduction Of A Bored Violinist & Postlude (4:02)

Disc Two

1. I'm Stealing The Towels (2:14)
2. Dental Hygiene Dilemma (5:11)
3. Does This Kind Of Life Look Interesting To You? (2:59)
4. Daddy, Daddy, Daddy (3:12)
5. Penis Dimension (4:37)
6. What Will This Evening Bring Me This Morning (3:32)
7. A Nun Suit Painted On Some Old Boxes (1:09)
8. Magic Fingers (3:53)
9. Motorhead's Midnight Ranch (1:29)
10. Dew On The Newts We Got (1:09)
11. The Lad Searches The Night For His Newts (0:41)
12. The Girl Wants To Fix Him Some Broth (1:10)
13. The Girl's Dream (0:54)
14. Little Green Scratchy Sweaters & Courduroy Ponce (1:00)
15. Strictly Genteel (The Finale) (11:11) - related to Strictly Genteel

Bonus Tracks

200 MOTELS PROMOTIONAL RADIO SPOTS:

16. CUT 1 "Coming Soon!..." (0:55)
17. CUT 2 "The Wide Screen Erupts..." (0:58)
18. CUT 3 "Coming Soon!..." (0:31)
19. CUT 4 "Frank Zappa's 200 Motels..." (0:13)
20. Magic Fingers (Single Edit) (2:56)

ENHANCED TRACK: Original Theatrical Trailer (31.3MB MPG file )