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==Lyrics==  
 
==Lyrics==  
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'''Act I'''<br>
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'''SCENE SEVEN'''<br>
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'''WHY DOES IT HURT WHEN I PEE?'''<br>
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''(Shortly after his liaison with the taco stand lady, JOE makes a horrible discovery...)''<br>
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'''JOE:'''<br>
 
Why does it hurt when I pee?<br>
 
Why does it hurt when I pee?<br>
 
Why does it hurt when I pee?<br>
 
Why does it hurt when I pee?<br>
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To stick no needle in me<br>
 
To stick no needle in me<br>
 
Why does it hurt when I pee?<br>
 
Why does it hurt when I pee?<br>
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I got it from the toilet seat<br>
 
I got it from the toilet seat<br>
 
I got it from the toilet seat<br>
 
I got it from the toilet seat<br>
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'N' grabbed my meat<br>
 
'N' grabbed my meat<br>
 
Got it from the toilet seat<br>
 
Got it from the toilet seat<br>
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My balls feel like a pair of maracas<br>
 
My balls feel like a pair of maracas<br>
 
My balls feel like a pair of maracas<br>
 
My balls feel like a pair of maracas<br>
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[[Category:Singles]]
 
[[Category:Singles]]
 
[[Category:Tracks]]
 
[[Category:Tracks]]
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[[Category:Tracks with sexual topics]]

Revision as of 17:45, 4 December 2010

Lyrics

Act I

SCENE SEVEN
WHY DOES IT HURT WHEN I PEE?

(Shortly after his liaison with the taco stand lady, JOE makes a horrible discovery...)

JOE:
Why does it hurt when I pee?
Why does it hurt when I pee?
I don't want no doctor
To stick no needle in me
Why does it hurt when I pee?

I got it from the toilet seat
I got it from the toilet seat
It jumped right up
'N' grabbed my meat
Got it from the toilet seat

My balls feel like a pair of maracas
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
Oh God I probably got the Gon-o-ka-ka-khackus!
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
Ai-ee-ai-ee-ahhhh!
Why does it
Why does it
Why does it
Why does it hurt...
when...
I Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?

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