The Old Masters, Box I

Released April 1985. 6 vinyls and bonus disc “Mystery Disc”.

Consists of the following albums:

• Freak Out!
• Absolutely Free
• We're Only in It For the Money
• Lumpy Gravy
• Cruising With Ruben & The Jets
• Mystery Disc

Tracks

• Hungry Freaks, Daddy (03:29)
• I Ain't Got No Heart (02:35)
• Who Are The Brain Police? (03:33)
• Go Cry On Somebody Else's Shoulder (03:41)
• Motherly Love (02:46)
• How Could I Be Such A Fool (02:13)
• Wowie Zowie (02:53)
• You Didn't Try To Call Me (03:19)
• Any Way The Wind Blows (02:56)
• I'm Not Satisfied (02:39)
• You're Probably Wondering Why I'm Here (03:38)
• Trouble Every Day (05:50)
• Help, I'm A Rock (Suite In Three Movements) (08:40)
• The Return Of The Son Of Monster Magnet (12:19)
• Plastic People (03:42)
• The Duke Of Prunes (02:13)
• Amnisia Vivace (01:01)
• The Duke Regains His Chops (01:48)
• Call Any Vegetable (02:20)
• Invocation & Ritual Dance Of The Young Pumpkin (07:00)
• Soft-Sell Conclusion (01:41)
• America Drinks (01:53)
• Status Back Baby (02:54)
• Uncle Bernie's Farm (02:11)
• Son Of Suzy Creamcheese (01:34)
• Brown Shoes Don't Make It (07:30)
• America Drinks & Goes Home (02:46)
• Are You Hung Up? (01:24)
• Who Needs The Peace Corps? (02:34)
• Concentration Moon (02:22)
• Mom & Dad (02:16)
• Telephone Conversation (00:49)
• Bow Tie Daddy (00:33)
• Harry, You're a Beast (01:21)
• What's The Ugliest Part Of Your Body? (01:03)
• Absolutely Free (03:24)
• Flower Punk (03:04)
• Hot Poop (00:27)
• Nasal Retentive Caliope Music (02:03)
• Let's Make The Water Turn Black (02:01)
• The Idiot Bastard Son (03:19)
• Lonely Little Girl (01:10)
• Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance (01:33)
• What's The Ugliest Part Of Your Body? (reprise) (01:02)
• Mother People (02:26)
• The Chrome Plated Megaphone Of Destiny (06:25)
• The Way I See It, Barry (00:06)
• Duodenum (01:32)
• Oh No (02:03)
• Bit Of Nostalgia (01:35)
• It's From Kansas (00:30)
• Bored Out 90 Over (00:31)
• Almost Chinese (00:25)
• Switching Girls (00:29)
• Oh No Again (01:13)
• At The Gas Station (02:41)
• Another Pickup (00:54)
• I Don't Know If I Can Go Through This Again (03:49)
• Very Distraughtening (01:33)
• White Ugliness (02:22)
• Amen (01:33)
• Just One More Time (00:58)
• A Vicious Circle (01:12)
• King Kong (00:43)
• Drums Are Too Noisy (00:58)
• Kangaroos (00:57)
• Envelops The Bath Tub (03:42)
• Take Your Clothes Off (01:53)
• Cheap Thrills (02:39)
• Love Of My Life (03:08)
• How Could I Be Such A Fool (03:34)
• Deseri (02:09)
• I'm Not Satisfied (04:08)
• Jelly Roll Gum Drop (02:24)
• Anything (03:06)
• Later That Night (03:00)
• You Didn't Try To Call Me (03:58)
• Fountain Of Love (03:23)
• "No. No. No." (02:16)
• Anyway The Wind Blows (03:02)
• Stuff Up The Cracks (04:38)
• Theme From "Run Home Slow" (01:23)
• Original "Duke Of Prunes" (01:17)
• Opening Night At Studio Z (01:34)
• The Village Inn (01:17)
• Steal Away (03:43)
• I Was A Teenage Malt Shop (01:10)
• The Birth Of Captain Beefheart (00:18)
• Metal Man Has Won His Wings (03:06)
• Power Trio Segment From "The Saints 'n' Sinners" (00:34)
• Bossa Nova Pervertamento (02:15)
• Excerpt From "The Uncle Frankie Show" (00:40)
• Charva (02:01)
• Speed Freak Boogie (04:14)
• Original Mothers At The Broadside (Ponoma) (00:55)
• Party Scene From "Mondo Hollywood" (01:54)
• Original Mothers Rehearsal (00:22)
• How Could I Be Such A Fool? (01:49)
• Band Introductions At The Fillmore West (01:10)
• Plastic People (01:58)
• Original Mothers At The Fillmore East (00:50)
• Why Don'tcha Do Me Right? (02:40)
• Big Leg Emma (02:32)