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===Zappa Albums & Side Projects===  
 
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* [[You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore Vol. 4]]
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* [[Make A Jazz Noise Here]]
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* [[The Dub Room Special! (The Album)]]
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===Bootlegs===
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* [[Zappa '82 Encores]]
  
 
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==Notes About This Song==  
 
==Notes About This Song==  
In this song, Zappa documents actual events which transpired between [[Steve Vai]] and [[Laurel Fishman]] as they were reported to Zappa at a breakfast meeting the following morning (according to FZ in [[The Real Frank Zappa Book]]).
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*In this song, Zappa documents actual events which transpired between [[Steve Vai]] and [[Laurel Fishman]] as they were reported to Zappa at a breakfast meeting the following morning (according to FZ in [[The Real Frank Zappa Book]]).
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==CC Clues In This Song==  
 
==CC Clues In This Song==  
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*'''Laurel Fishman''' (the female subject of the song) is a groupie that had followed FZ from the late 1960s onwards. This song is one of many in Zappa's repertoire that pokes fun at his bandmembers' sexual encounters with [[Groupies (CC)|groupies]].
  
 
[[Category:Singles]]
 
[[Category:Singles]]
 
[[Category:Tracks]]
 
[[Category:Tracks]]
 
[[Category:The Real Frank Zappa Book (The List)]]
 
[[Category:The Real Frank Zappa Book (The List)]]
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[[Category:Tracks with sexual topics]]

Revision as of 09:45, 5 December 2010

Lyrics


His name is Stevie Vai,
And he's a crazy guy
Last November, I recall,
He needed a spanking

He decided then
A female specimen
Would be exciting for a night
To give him a spanking

Laurel was her name
She came to Notre Dame
He told me just the other night
He oughta be thanking
Her for the spanking

She was large and soft
And she beat him off
Made him drool upon his dork
And gave it a wanking
After the spanking

Hair brush!
(Ah . . . a hair brush!)
Oh! What a hair brush!
(Hey, Frank, it's a hair brush!)
(It's not that he requires grooming!
(Honey . . . Wah! Splash!)
Guys with light blue hair never did!)

Then did she exclaim:
"There's another game
That we can play with this device,
And then a banana!"

It was slightly green
Vapors in between
Rising up to fill the room
And cook the banana

She said it was dry
"Stevie won't you try
To drool a little drool on it
And grease the banana"

Later in the dawn,
Laurel carried on
She got right up and dressed herself and
Ate the banana

Players On This Song

Records On Which This Song Has Appeared

Singles

Zappa Albums & Side Projects

Bootlegs

Tribute & Cover Albums

Notes About This Song

CC Clues In This Song

  • Laurel Fishman (the female subject of the song) is a groupie that had followed FZ from the late 1960s onwards. This song is one of many in Zappa's repertoire that pokes fun at his bandmembers' sexual encounters with groupies.