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==Lyrics==  
 
==Lyrics==  
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<br>His name is Stevie Vai,
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<br>And he's a crazy guy
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<br>Last November, I recall,
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<br>He needed a spanking
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<br>
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<br>He decided then
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<br>A female specimen
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<br>Would be exciting for a night
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<br>To give him a spanking
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<br>
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<br>Laurel was her name
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<br>She came to Notre Dame
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<br>He told me just the other night
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<br>He oughta be thanking
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<br>Her for the spanking
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<br>
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<br>She was large and soft
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<br>And she beat him off
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<br>Made him drool upon his dork
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<br>And gave it a wanking
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<br>After the spanking
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<br>
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<br>Hair brush!
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<br>(Ah . . . a hair brush!)
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<br>Oh! What a hair brush!
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<br>(Hey, Frank, it's a hair brush!)
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<br>(It's not that he requires grooming!
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<br>(Honey . . . Wah! Splash!)
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<br>Guys with light blue hair never did!)
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<br>
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<br>Then did she exclaim:
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<br>"There's another game
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<br>That we can play with this device,
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<br>And then a banana!"
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<br>
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<br>It was slightly green
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<br>Vapors in between
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<br>Rising up to fill the room
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<br>And cook the banana
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<br>
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<br>She said it was dry
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<br>"Stevie won't you try
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<br>To drool a little drool on it
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<br>And grease the banana"
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<br>
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<br>Later in the dawn,
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<br>Laurel carried on
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<br>She got right up and dressed herself and
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<br>Ate the banana
 
==Players On This Song==  
 
==Players On This Song==  
 
==Records On Which This Song Has Appeared==  
 
==Records On Which This Song Has Appeared==  

Revision as of 15:38, 1 October 2005

Lyrics


His name is Stevie Vai,
And he's a crazy guy
Last November, I recall,
He needed a spanking

He decided then
A female specimen
Would be exciting for a night
To give him a spanking

Laurel was her name
She came to Notre Dame
He told me just the other night
He oughta be thanking
Her for the spanking

She was large and soft
And she beat him off
Made him drool upon his dork
And gave it a wanking
After the spanking

Hair brush!
(Ah . . . a hair brush!)
Oh! What a hair brush!
(Hey, Frank, it's a hair brush!)
(It's not that he requires grooming!
(Honey . . . Wah! Splash!)
Guys with light blue hair never did!)

Then did she exclaim:
"There's another game
That we can play with this device,
And then a banana!"

It was slightly green
Vapors in between
Rising up to fill the room
And cook the banana

She said it was dry
"Stevie won't you try
To drool a little drool on it
And grease the banana"

Later in the dawn,
Laurel carried on
She got right up and dressed herself and
Ate the banana

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