View source for King Kong (1971/82 - various)

__NOTOC__

''For other versions of this song, see: [[King Kong]].


==Lyrics==

''Hunnh-Hunnh..<br>
<br>
Bidet!<br>
Bloooow-job?<br>
Bidet!<br>
Jambon<br>
Bloooow-job?<br>
Bidet! Bidet! Bidet ...<br>
Blow-job! Blow-job! Blow-job ...<br>
Jambon ... jambon ...<br>
<br>
'''ED:''' ''Thank you! Oh, thank you! You're really too kind! Thank you, thank you so much! Thank you, thank you! Blow-job<br>

'''FZ:''' ''Ed Mann, ladies and gentlemen!<br>
<br>
Oui!<br>
I bet: oui, oui<br>
<br>
'''ED:''' ''And now for the next part of our program, I'd like to present, ah ...<br>

Blow-job!<br>
Blow-job! Bidet! Jambon!...<br>
Jambon ... jambon ...<br>
Bidet! ...<br>
<br>
<br>
I want a garden!<br>
I want a garden!<br>
I want a garden!<br>
<br>
I want a nun!<br>
I want a nun!<br>
I want a burrow in the broad daylight<br>
<br>
I want a garden!<br>
I want a nun!<br>
I want a garden!<br>
Just like the garden<br>
That that asshole came up here on the stage<br>
And sang about, three years ago ...<br>
He came up out of the audience,<br>
He said: 'I want a garden!'<br>
I want a garden!<br>
I wanna water it with my tears ...<br>
And then Denny Walley said:<br>
<br>
'''DENNY:''' ''Oh, you want kindergarten!<br>
<br>
<br>
Hail Caesar!<br>

==Players On This Song==

'''1971 band''':
* [[Biography|Frank Zappa]] - guitar, vocal
* [[Flo & Eddie|Mark Volman]] - vocal
* [[Flo & Eddie|Howard Kaylan]] - vocal
* [[Jim Pons]] - bass, vocal
* [[Don Preston]] - keyboards, electronics
* [[Ian Underwood]] - keyboards, alto sax
* [[Aynsley Dunbar]] - drums 

'''1982 band''':
* [[Biography|Frank Zappa]] - lead guitar, vocal
* [[Ray White]] - guitar, vocal
* [[Steve Vai]] - stunt guitar
* [[Tommy Mars]] - keyboards, vocal
* [[Bobby Martin]] - keyboards, sax, vocals
* [[Ed Mann]] - percussion
* [[Scott Thunes]] - bass
* [[Chad Wackerman]] - drums

==Records On Which This Song Has Appeared==

===Singles===
-

===FZ Albums & Side Projects===
*[[You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore Vol. 3]]

===Tribute & Cover Albums=== 
*[[Jean-Luc Ponty]]: [[King Kong (The Album)|King Kong]]
*Various Artists: [[Sonora (Compact Disc)|Sonora]]
*[[The Muffin Men]]: [[God Shave The Queen]] as track 2 '''I Want You Kong''' and track 7 '''Kashmir Kong''', starting with '''Kashmir'''
*[[Zappatistas]]: [[Live In Leeds]]
*[[The Wrong Object]]: [[Play Zappa]] as '''King Kong (George W. Bush version)
*[[Colin Towns plus NDR Bigband|Colin Towns + NDR Bigband]]: [[Frank Zappa's Hot Licks (And Funny Smells)]]
*[[Meridian Arts Ensemble]]: [[Ear Mind I]]
*[[LeBocal]]: [[Oh No ! ... Just Another Frank Zappa Memorial Barbecue]]
*[[Nasal Retentive Orchestra]]: [[Fric Out!]]

==Notes About This Song==

*This version is a compilation of four live recordings of "[[King Kong]]":
**[[71/12/10 London UK Rainbow Theatre|Rainbow Theatre, London, UK on December 10, 1971]]
**[[82/06/03 Dijon France Palais des Sports|Palais des Sports, Dijon, France on June 3, 1982]]
**[[82/06/18-19 London UK Hammersmith Odeon|Hammersmith Odeon, London, UK on June 19, 1982]]
**[[82/06/22 Metz France Le Parc des Expositions|Le Parc des Expositions, Metz, France on June 22, 1982]]

*The track follows the following structure:
**Theme A (played twice) - [[82/06/22 Metz France Le Parc des Expositions|Metz 1982]]
**Percussion solo - [[82/06/22 Metz France Le Parc des Expositions|Metz 1982]]
**Mystery word section - [[82/06/22 Metz France Le Parc des Expositions|Metz 1982]]
**Sax solo - [[71/12/10 London UK Rainbow Theatre|London 1971]]
**Guitar solo - [[71/12/10 London UK Rainbow Theatre|London 1971]]
**Keyboard solo - [[82/06/18-19 London UK Hammersmith Odeon|London 1982]]
**'I Want A Garden' section - [[82/06/18-19 London UK Hammersmith Odeon|London 1982]]
**Wilhelm Tell section - [[82/06/18-19 London UK Hammersmith Odeon|London 1982]]
**Guitar solo - [[82/06/03 Dijon France Palais des Sports|Dijon 1982]]
**Theme A (played twice) - [[82/06/03 Dijon France Palais des Sports|Dijon 1982]]

==CC Clues In This Song==

[[Category:Tracks]]
[[Category:Instrumental tracks]]