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==Lyrics==
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<br>Ay!
 
<br>
 
<br>Hotel room mo-mo-mo-mom mo-mo-mom
 
<br>Hotel room mo-mo-mo-mom mo-mo-mom
 
<br>Ay-ay-ay-ay!
 
<br>
 
<br>Whoever we are
 
<br>Wherever we're from
 
<br>We shoulda noticed by now
 
<br>Our behavior is dumb
 
<br>And if our chances
 
<br>Expect to improve
 
<br>It's gonna take a lot more
 
<br>Than tryin' to remove
 
<br>The other race
 
<br>Or the other whatever
 
<br>From the face
 
<br>Of the planet altogether
 
<br>
 
<br>They call it THE EARTH
 
<br>Which is a dumb kinda name
 
<br>But they named it right
 
<br>'Cause we behave the same . . .
 
<br>We are dumb all over
 
<br>Dumb all over,
 
<br>Yes we are
 
<br>Dumb all over,
 
<br>Near 'n far
 
<br>Dumb all over,
 
<br>Black 'n white
 
<br>People, we is not wrapped tight
 
<br>
 
<br>Nurds on the left
 
<br>Nurds on the right
 
<br>Religious fanatics
 
<br>On the air every night
 
<br>Sayin' the Bible
 
<br>Tells the story
 
<br>'N makes the details
 
<br>Sound real gory
 
<br>'Bout what to do
 
<br>If the geeks over there
 
<br>Don't believe in the book
 
<br>We got over here
 
<br>
 
<br>You can't run a race
 
<br>Without no feet
 
<br>'N pretty soon
 
<br>There won't be no street
 
<br>For dummies to jog on
 
<br>Or doggies to dog on
 
<br>Religious fanatics
 
<br>Can make it be all gone
 
<br>(I mean it won't blow up
 
<br>'N disappear
 
<br>It'll just look ugly
 
<br>For a thousand years . . . )
 
<br>
 
<br>You can't run a country
 
<br>By a book of religion
 
<br>Not by a heap
 
<br>Or a lump or a smidgeon
 
<br>Of foolish rules
 
<br>Of ancient date
 
<br>Designed to make
 
<br>You all feel great
 
<br>While you fold, spindle
 
<br>And mutilate
 
<br>Those unbelievers
 
<br>From a neighboring state
 
<br>
 
<br>TO ARMS! TO ARMS!
 
<br>Hooray! That's great
 
<br>Two legs ain't bad
 
<br>Unless there's a crate
 
<br>They ship the parts
 
<br>To mama in
 
<br>For souvenirs: two ears (Get Down!)
 
<br>Not his, not hers (but what the hey?)
 
<br>The Good Book says:
 
<br>"It gotta be that way!"
 
<br>But their book says:
 
<br>"REVENGE THE CRUSADES . . .
 
<br>With whips 'n chains
 
<br>'N hand grenades . . . "
 
<br>TWO ARMS? TWO ARMS?
 
<br>Have another and another
 
<br>Our God says:
 
<br>"There ain't no other!"
 
<br>Our God says
 
<br>"It's all okay!"
 
<br>Our God says
 
<br>"This is the way!"
 
<br>
 
<br>It says in the book:
 
<br>"Burn 'n destroy . . .
 
<br>'N repent, 'n redeem
 
<br>'N revenge, 'n deploy
 
<br>'N rumble thee forth
 
<br>To the land of the unbelieving scum on the other side
 
<br>'Cause they don't go for what's in the book
 
<br>'N that makes 'em BAD
 
<br>So verily we must choppeth them up
 
<br>And stompeth them down
 
<br>Or rent a nice French bomb
 
<br>To poof them out of existance
 
<br>While leaving their real estate just where we need it
 
<br>To use again
 
<br>For temples in which to praise
 
<br>OUR GOD
 
<br>("Cause he can really take care of business!")
 
<br>
 
<br>And when his humble TV servant
 
<br>With humble white hair
 
<br>And humble glasses
 
<br>And a nice brown suit
 
<br>And maybe a blonde wife who takes phone calls
 
<br>Tells us our God says
 
<br>It's okay to do this stuff
 
<br>Then we gotta do it,
 
<br>'Cause if we don't do it,
 
<br>We ain't gwine up to hebbin!
 
<br>(Depending on which book you're using at the time . . . Can't use theirs . . . it don't work . . . it's all lies . . . Gotta use mine . . . )
 
<br>Ain't that right?
 
<br>That's what they say
 
<br>Every night . . .
 
<br>Every day . . .
 
<br>Hey, we can't really be dumb
 
<br>If we're just following God's Orders
 
<br>Hey, Let's get serious . . .
 
<br>God knows what he's doin' . . .
 
<br>He wrote this book here
 
<br>An' the book says:
 
<br>"He made us all to be just like Him," so . . .
 
<br>If we're dumb . . .
 
<br>Then God is dumb . . .
 
<br>(An' maybe even a little ugly on the side)
 
<br>
 
<br>DUMB ALL OVER
 
<br>A LITTLE UGLY ON THE SIDE
 
<br>DUMB ALL OVER
 
<br>A LITTLE UGLY ON THE SIDE
 
<br>DUMB ALL OVER
 
<br>A LITTLE UGLY ON THE SIDE
 
<br>DUMB ALL OVER
 
<br>A LITTLE UGLY ON THE SIDE
 
<br>DUMB ALL OVER
 
<br>A LITTLE UGLY ON THE SIDE
 
<br>DUMB ALL OVER
 
<br>A LITTLE UGLY ON THE SIDE
 
<br>DUMB ALL OVER
 
<br>A LITTLE UGLY ON THE SIDE
 
<br>DUMB ALL OVER
 
<br>A LITTLE UGLY ON THE SIDE
 
<br>DUMB ALL OVER
 
<br>A LITTLE UGLY ON THE SIDE
 
<br>DUMB ALL OVER
 
<br>A LITTLE UGLY ON THE SIDE
 
<br>DUMB ALL OVER
 
<br>A LITTLE UGLY ON THE SIDE
 
<br>DUMB ALL OVER
 
<br>A LITTLE UGLY ON THE SIDE
 
<br>DUMB ALL OVER
 
<br>A LITTLE UGLY ON THE SIDE
 
<br>DUMB ALL OVER
 
<br>A LITTLE UGLY ON THE SIDE
 
<br>DUMB ALL OVER
 
<br>A LITTLE UGLY ON THE SIDE
 
<br>DUMB ALL OVER
 
<br>A LITTLE UGLY ON THE SIDE
 
<br>DUMB ALL OVER
 
<br>A LITTLE UGLY ON THE SIDE
 
<br>DUMB ALL OVER
 
<br>A LITTLE UGLY ON THE SIDE
 
<br>DUMB ALL OVER
 
<br>A LITTLE UGLY ON THE SIDE
 
<br>DUMB ALL OVER
 
<br>A LITTLE UGLY ON THE SIDE
 
<br>DUMB ALL OVER
 
<br>A LITTLE UGLY ON THE SIDE
 
<br>DUMB ALL OVER
 
<br>A LITTLE UGLY ON THE SIDE
 
<br>DUMB ALL OVER
 
<br>A LITTLE UGLY ON THE SIDE
 
<br>DUMB ALL OVER
 
<br>A LITTLE UGLY ON THE SIDE
 
<br>DUMB ALL OVER
 
<br>A LITTLE UGLY ON THE SIDE
 
<br>DUMB ALL OVER
 
<br>A LITTLE UGLY ON THE SIDE
 
==Players On This Song==
 
==Records On Which This Song Has Appeared==
 
===Singles===
 
* [[Harder Than Your Husband|Harder Than Your Husband]] (02:28) / [[Dumb All Over|Dumb All Over]] (04:03) - Frank Zappa (1981)
 
===Zappa Albums & Side Projects===
 
* [[You Are What You Is]]
 
* [[You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore Vol. 1]]
 
* [[Have I Offended Someone?]]
 
===Tribute & Cover Albums===
 
==Notes About This Song==
 
==CC Clues In This Song==
 
[[Category:Singles]]
 
[[Category:Tracks]]
 

Revision as of 09:40, 19 September 2008